[Football] Super Pat & his amazing reverse Midas touch

edna krabappel said:

I'm fascinated (when I say fascinated, I of course mean amused) to see how Vieira has transformed that Palace squad from one which looked quite decent for the first half of last season, to where they are now. After Uncle Roy retired, they knew they had to have a massive rebuild, so got rid of a lot of the old codgers from the squad and invested in talented younger players like Eze and Elise. The future was bright, we were told. Eze was supposedly on the fringes of the England squad before he did his Achilles and Olise was lighting up games and beating defenders with ease.

Now look at them. Eze hasn't been the same player since coming back from the injury. Olise just strolls around looking pretty with the ball and takes a nice free kick, but he's not exactly busting his backside to chase opponents down. Zaha is nowhere near the winger he used to be, and although he still chips in with a few goals, seems to spend more of every game throwing his arms in the air and whining at his teammates for failing to recognise his greatness in their passing or at referees for seeing through his petulant rolling around. Tyrick Mitchell, having laughably been given his England opportunity under Southgate's Every Palace Player Gets A Cap scheme, is now showing himself up for the weak defender and uninspiring attacker that he is. Is anybody genuinely going to be queuing up to buy these players from Palace in the summer?

I just want to show my appreciation for Vieira for taking what was, on paper, a talented squad of flair players and turning them into the 2023 reincarnation of Roy Hodgson's Bus-Parking Bad Boys. It takes a lot to suck the life out of a player like Eze (who I quite admired, despite his obvious affiliation) and turn him into a journeyman, so here's to you, Super Pat, and may you keep on doing exactly what you're doing

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edna krabappel said:

I'm fascinated (when I say fascinated, I of course mean amused) to see how Vieira has transformed that Palace squad from one which looked quite decent for the first half of last season, to where they are now. After Uncle Roy retired, they knew they had to have a massive rebuild, so got rid of a lot of the old codgers from the squad and invested in talented younger players like Eze and Elise. The future was bright, we were told. Eze was supposedly on the fringes of the England squad before he did his Achilles and Olise was lighting up games and beating defenders with ease.

Now look at them. Eze hasn't been the same player since coming back from the injury. Olise just strolls around looking pretty with the ball and takes a nice free kick, but he's not exactly busting his backside to chase opponents down. Zaha is nowhere near the winger he used to be, and although he still chips in with a few goals, seems to spend more of every game throwing his arms in the air and whining at his teammates for failing to recognise his greatness in their passing or at referees for seeing through his petulant rolling around. Tyrick Mitchell, having laughably been given his England opportunity under Southgate's Every Palace Player Gets A Cap scheme, is now showing himself up for the weak defender and uninspiring attacker that he is. Is anybody genuinely going to be queuing up to buy these players from Palace in the summer?

I just want to show my appreciation for Vieira for taking what was, on paper, a talented squad of flair players and turning them into the 2023 reincarnation of Roy Hodgson's Bus-Parking Bad Boys. It takes a lot to suck the life out of a player like Eze (who I quite admired, despite his obvious affiliation) and turn him into a journeyman, so here's to you, Super Pat, and may you keep on doing exactly what you're doing

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edna krabappel said:

I'm fascinated (when I say fascinated, I of course mean amused) to see how Vieira has transformed that Palace squad from one which looked quite decent for the first half of last season, to where they are now. After Uncle Roy retired, they knew they had to have a massive rebuild, so got rid of a lot of the old codgers from the squad and invested in talented younger players like Eze and Elise. The future was bright, we were told. Eze was supposedly on the fringes of the England squad before he did his Achilles and Olise was lighting up games and beating defenders with ease.

Now look at them. Eze hasn't been the same player since coming back from the injury. Olise just strolls around looking pretty with the ball and takes a nice free kick, but he's not exactly busting his backside to chase opponents down. Zaha is nowhere near the winger he used to be, and although he still chips in with a few goals, seems to spend more of every game throwing his arms in the air and whining at his teammates for failing to recognise his greatness in their passing or at referees for seeing through his petulant rolling around. Tyrick Mitchell, having laughably been given his England opportunity under Southgate's Every Palace Player Gets A Cap scheme, is now showing himself up for the weak defender and uninspiring attacker that he is. Is anybody genuinely going to be queuing up to buy these players from Palace in the summer?

I just want to show my appreciation for Vieira for taking what was, on paper, a talented squad of flair players and turning them into the 2023 reincarnation of Roy Hodgson's Bus-Parking Bad Boys. It takes a lot to suck the life out of a player like Eze (who I quite admired, despite his obvious affiliation) and turn him into a journeyman, so here's to you, Super Pat, and may you keep on doing exactly what you're doing

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Nobby Cybergoat said:

My view is that Viera should get a statue outside Selhurst if he keeps that side up. On the other hand .... that would need a lot of bronze.

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Nobby Cybergoat said:

But were Eze, Olise and Mitchell ever top half PL players? It was just a bit of hype about them, it was never backed up by anything actually seen on a football pitch.

And yeh Zaha's powers are clearly waning and none of their striker signings have worked out. It's no surprise they aren't getting goals.

Guehi and Anderson and Guita are passable PL players, but you're right, nobody is quieing up to take them.

And then they are filling the rest of their line up with blatant Championship players like Schlupp, Ward, Clyne, Ayew, Hughes.

My view is that Viera should get a statue outside Selhurst if he keeps that side up. On the other hand .... that would need a lot of bronze.

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Acker79 said:

I was looking at the thread on here from when he was appointed because I was looking for comments from someone. I can't remember who, pretty sure it was one ours, but I remember them posting about how Vieira had a good first year in his last job, then a bad second year leading to him going, and predicted something similar. The appoint thread was full of almost instant failure predictions, so it must be in one of the other threads that are far too long for me to bother trawling through.

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edna krabappel said:

I'm fascinated (when I say fascinated, I of course mean amused) to see how Vieira has transformed that Palace squad from one which looked quite decent for the first half of last season, to where they are now. After Uncle Roy retired, they knew they had to have a massive rebuild, so got rid of a lot of the old codgers from the squad and invested in talented younger players like Eze and Elise. The future was bright, we were told. Eze was supposedly on the fringes of the England squad before he did his Achilles and Olise was lighting up games and beating defenders with ease.

Now look at them. Eze hasn't been the same player since coming back from the injury. Olise just strolls around looking pretty with the ball and takes a nice free kick, but he's not exactly busting his backside to chase opponents down. Zaha is nowhere near the winger he used to be, and although he still chips in with a few goals, seems to spend more of every game throwing his arms in the air and whining at his teammates for failing to recognise his greatness in their passing or at referees for seeing through his petulant rolling around. Tyrick Mitchell, having laughably been given his England opportunity under Southgate's Every Palace Player Gets A Cap scheme, is now showing himself up for the weak defender and uninspiring attacker that he is. Is anybody genuinely going to be queuing up to buy these players from Palace in the summer?

I just want to show my appreciation for Vieira for taking what was, on paper, a talented squad of flair players and turning them into the 2023 reincarnation of Roy Hodgson's Bus-Parking Bad Boys. It takes a lot to suck the life out of a player like Eze (who I quite admired, despite his obvious affiliation) and turn him into a journeyman, so here's to you, Super Pat, and may you keep on doing exactly what you're doing

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A mex eyecan said:

surely they could knock a statue of him by melting down some of their UPVc cladding, might stink doing it so that would blend in well with the local environment

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Deportivo Seagull said:

That would be me. It’s almost identical to his time in France and the us of a.

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Jim in the West said:

Interesting - would like to know why things worked out that way in France and the US, and whether there’s any similarities with what’s happened with Palace.
Maybe it’s more than just bad luck…

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St Leonards Seagull said:

Sacked apparently

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