[Albion] Who has the biggest balls?

Happy Exile · Mar 15, 2023

We all know RdZ celebrates players with balls. Big balls.

Presumably our glorious leader will have some metric he uses to judge whether a player is displaying sufficiently large balls or not, but who do we think has the biggest? I'd argue Solly's pendulous orbs have grown the most extravagantly since the arrival of the new boss but are they now the biggest in the dressing room? I'm tempted to call out Steele as a late contender as well, and not just because the Massive Balls of Steele has a nice ring to it.

With tonight's fixture looming on the horizon like a spotty youth in black fake Stone Island badgering the grown ups outside Croydon Sainsbury's to buy him a 4 pack of Stella, this discussion is the kind of distraction I need to get me through the working day. I appreciate and value your thoughts.

Icy Gull · Mar 15, 2023

Ferguson is up there, he takes no prisoners and plays amazingly for his age. Caicedo and Ali Mac don’t back down knowing they are going to be targeted and clattered every game, some really nasty (normally unpunished) fouls on both every game now.

Dunk obviously

zefarelly · Mar 15, 2023

The whole squad has an added Buster Gonad quality compared to recent years. The confidence to play the game Potter wanted and now the bravery to play chic funky football against anyone.

Icy Gull · Mar 15, 2023

zefarelly said:
The whole squad has an added Buster Gonad quality compared to recent years. The confidence to play the game Potter wanted and now the bravery to play chic funky football against anyone.

True, any defender in an RDZ team needs massive cojones. I shit myself so often in games these days but bizarrely love it :shrug:

In fact I have never felt like standing up and applauding defenders so often in all my time watching us

Happy Exile · Mar 15, 2023

Icy Gull said:
True, any defender in an RDZ team needs massive cojones. I shit myself so often in games these days but bizarrely love it

In fact I have never felt like standing up and applauding defenders so often in all my time watching us

From where I sit the angles seem to make it look like all those passes between the keeper and defender are just inches away from opposing attackers. I'm in such a constant state of tension watching it's like a workout. Scarred by Salah capitalising on an error in the playing around the back a season or two ago. Similarly, love it though! That's why I reckon Steele might be in with a shout - to come into a team, play that kind of football, against the opposition we've faced, must take immense courage and confidence.

TomandJerry · Mar 15, 2023

Shirley Adam Lallana for squaring Upto Trossard during his transfer antics

Gazwag · Mar 15, 2023

Icy Gull said:
True, any defender in an RDZ team needs massive cojones. I shit myself so often in games these days but bizarrely love it

In fact I have never felt like standing up and applauding defenders so often in all my time watching us

I know exactly what you mean, I have likened it to firework watching some of our play out of the back with oooo's and ahhh's involuntarily caming out of my mouth.

Gonzo BHA · Mar 15, 2023

Lewis Dunk turning up for the Palace game tonight.

sydney · Mar 15, 2023

i'm not 100% sure but i reckon by his on field antics and attitude that Moises is hung like a fuckin hippo.

seagullwedgee · Mar 15, 2023

I think Veltman has cojones that excel in both dimension and volume. When it gets tasty, he ain’t a big bloke, but he’ll square up to anyone, any size. So amongst some very worthy nominations here, I think Veltballs has big balls.

WhingForPresident · Mar 15, 2023

Gonzo BHA said:
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Lewis Dunk turning up for the Palace game tonight.

Watched this episode last night, bloody brilliant

The squad turning up tonight:

Gonzo BHA · Mar 15, 2023

WhingForPresident said:
Watched this episode last night, bloody brilliant

The squad turning up tonight:

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Just heard that RDZ has banned the whole squad from riding a bike due to the amount of obvious bollock related accidents that have been occurring.

dadams2k11 · Mar 15, 2023

This thread is bollox. Can someone have the balls to start a better thread. I'm getting really testy now.

banjo · Mar 15, 2023

Solly for me, he’s grown a huge pair and now looks a lot stronger player.

Icy Gull · Mar 15, 2023

banjo said:
Solly for me, he’s grown a huge pair and now looks a lot stronger player.

It’s almost like he’s a ringer for the Solly I thought I knew, he oozes confidence and will no longer just hoof the ball from the wing, he now wants to dribble through the whole defence :lolol:

Fabulous and he seems to WANT to shoot now

zefarelly · Mar 15, 2023

Icy Gull said:
True, any defender in an RDZ team needs massive cojones. I shit myself so often in games these days but bizarrely love it

In fact I have never felt like standing up and applauding defenders so often in all my time watching us

Make the most of the ability to do so as long as possible

jcdenton08 · Mar 15, 2023

Who has the hottest blood?

Icy Gull · Mar 15, 2023

zefarelly said:
Make the most of the ability to do so as long as possible

You cheeky fecker!

Swansman · Mar 15, 2023

Sanchez or Steele. Fail one pass or other action and you're likely the villain of the day. Yet none of them are shy to find a more cifficult but onstructive solution.

zefarelly · Mar 15, 2023

Icy Gull said:
You cheeky fecker!

Set yourself up beautifully, twas irresistible. Your knees are probably better than mine!

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