[Palace] Asteroid hits Selhurst Park

portlock seagull

Why? Why us?

Jul 28, 2003

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Asteroid Launcher

Design your own asteroid and launch it at Earth!

neal.fun

Just for fun, if you select Selhurst Park as the point of impact, what is the safest combination of type of asteroid, speed, size and angle you can have without:

A) destroying Brighton & Hove?
B) destroying any part of Sussex (inc.Crawley)?

Quite tricky this, very hit and miss (get it?!)

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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Jul 6, 2003

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Tomorrow's headlines:

'Asteroid Hits Selhurst Park - Causes Millions Of Pounds Worth Of Improvements'

 

jackanada

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Stat Brother

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Would be a shame to leave Crawley standing.

 

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Lenny Rider

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jackanada said:

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Will Ryka’s Burgers at Boxhill be affected?

 

ManOfSussex

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I made the asteroid hit my office in Croydon. WFH down here I think me and pretty much everything else has unfortunately been destroyed too, but Selhurst Park, our Operations Director and our Head Of Risk, Quality & Compliance at work will not have survived, so I'm happy enough with that as they were the 3 things I wanted to destroy.

 

Zeberdi

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Missed completely I’m afraid - (but at least Zaha will need a wig now)

Chelsea disappeared into a 628m deep crater
Fulham was burnt to smithereens
Brentford was flattened
and the Emirates stadium collapsed

Also lost my entire family on this simulation so will need to relaunch after giving them plenty of warning to evacuate

 

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Coldeanseagull

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Well, I mistook the southall-norwood sewage works for selhurst.
My god, is the shit going to hit the fan(s)

 

jackanada

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If happily have flattened everything down to pyecombe but was following instruction.

 

Paulie Gualtieri

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Had a few goes, who knew it was so difficult to ring-fence in Croydon

 

AmexRuislip

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portlock seagull said:

Asteroid Launcher

Design your own asteroid and launch it at Earth!

neal.fun

Just for fun, if you select Selhurst Park as the point of impact, what is the safest combination of type of asteroid, speed, size and angle you can have without:

A) destroying Brighton & Hove?
B) destroying any part of Sussex (inc.Crawley)?

Quite tricky this, very hit and miss (get it?!)

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This has been tried on Hastings, several times to no effect

 

jcdenton08

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Oldie but a goodie!

 

jackanada

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Brighton

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just to complete the set, sorry I closed page before getting to earthquake. Only my second go as well.
If you are reading God this that's an iron asteroid 130m across going at 27km/s 45° angle iirc

 

Swansman

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May 13, 2019

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Sweden

• Dec 30, 2022

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Oops... entirely accidental.

But I got a bit of France as well... we take the positives.

 

Taybha

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Oct 8, 2008

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Uwantsumorwat

• Dec 30, 2022

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To be fair they've started to rebuild Selhurst after the last one hit in 1976, things don't just build themselves overnight you know.

 

portlock seagull

Why? Why us?

Jul 28, 2003

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• Dec 30, 2022

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Paulie Gualtieri said:

Had a few goes, who knew it was so difficult to ring-fence in Croydon

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This!

 

portlock seagull

Why? Why us?

Jul 28, 2003

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• Dec 30, 2022

• Thread starter
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Paulie Gualtieri said:

Had a few goes, who knew it was so difficult to ring-fence in Croydon

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This!

 

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METALMICKY

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Jan 30, 2004

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Our thoughts and prayers are with the asteroid!

 

clapham_gull

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Aug 20, 2003

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Jesus everyone, can you at least give us a couple of days to make plans.

 

Baldseagull

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Stat Brother said:

Would be a shame to leave Crawley standing.

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I am hurt by this, hope you fall off your bike and get a nasty graze on your knee.