Razzoo
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Forgive me, but you've got shit shoes on, you shitty shoed bastard
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[Humour] Great comedy lines
- Thread starter WATFORD zero
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- Aug 24, 2020
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Have you got the scrolls?
No, I always walk like this.
No, I always walk like this.
Goldstone Guy
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I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.
- Aug 24, 2020
- 5,364
Baddiel: See that woman, right at the back of the studio?
Newman: Yes, yes, I...I can just about make her out.
Baddiel: That's the nearest you've come to getting off with a girl, that is.
Newman: Yes, yes, I...I can just about make her out.
Baddiel: That's the nearest you've come to getting off with a girl, that is.
Paskman
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Smell my cheese you mother...
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... Our four... no... Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surprise... I'll come in again.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... Our four... no... Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surprise... I'll come in again.
Flashheart:
The first thing to remember is always treat your kite [Whacks diagram with his pointer.] like you treat your woman [Whips the air. Hard.]
George:
Ho-how do you mean, sir? You mean, um... you mean, take her home over the weekend to meet your mother?
Flashheart:
No. I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back!
The first thing to remember is always treat your kite [Whacks diagram with his pointer.] like you treat your woman [Whips the air. Hard.]
George:
Ho-how do you mean, sir? You mean, um... you mean, take her home over the weekend to meet your mother?
Flashheart:
No. I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back!
Dick Swiveller
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- Sep 9, 2011
- 9,163
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
Rodney:
I could do with another blanket here, I'm freezing.
Del Boy:
Yeah it is a bit cold.
Uncle Albert:
Cold? You bits of kids don't know the meaning of the word. You should have been with me on the Russian convoys. One night it was so cold the flame on my lighter froze.
I could do with another blanket here, I'm freezing.
Del Boy:
Yeah it is a bit cold.
Uncle Albert:
Cold? You bits of kids don't know the meaning of the word. You should have been with me on the Russian convoys. One night it was so cold the flame on my lighter froze.
Norman Potting
Well-known member
.....These are small but the ones out there are far away.....
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
Does anyone want the last chickpea?
I didn't even want the first one.
I didn't even want the first one.
- Jul 10, 2003
- 25,925
- Thread starter
- #54
If it's a girl they're calling it Sigourney after an actress, and if it's a boy, they're naming it Rodney, after Dave
happypig
Staring at the rude boys
Are you the Judean People's Front ?
dejavuatbtn
Well-known member
Mitzi Gaynor, who had fabulous tits and an enchanting smile, and wooden teeth which she had bought at a chemist's in Augsburgh, despite the fire risk. (Python)
LamieRobertson
Not awoke
I’m playing all the right notes but not necessarily in the right order
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
Is this gonna take long, Blanco? Only my foot's gone to sleep and I'd like to catch it up...
- Jul 10, 2003
- 25,925
- Thread starter
- #60
The cake of cheese ? The dirty bastards