I asked ChatGPT to write a rant a fictional Donald Trump tweet ranting about Brighton and Hove Albion:
@realDonaldTrump
Brighton & Hove Albion—TOTAL MESS!!! Worst football team I've EVER seen. They play like sleepy robots—no goals, no fight, just passing in CIRCLES like it's a knitting club...
I don't see why anyone would willingly buy an electric BBQ unless prohibited by building rules? I don't know about back home, but some apartment buildings here can restrict charcoal/gas BBQs because of the flame and risk of starting a fire.
I always meet my Grandad in Southwick Square for fish & chips on a Thursday whenever I am home. Followed by cards at the Social club around the corner (with a pint of mild at the Ship Inn on route)
Southampton is underwhelming, we just played them twice in a season. Why not Portsmouth instead?
Maybe Wolfsburg at home has anything to do with an impending signing of Patrick Wimmer?
We just sold our campervan a couple of months ago, built it myself during COVID. It was a 2002 GMC Savana 5.7L v8. Did a 10,000km road trip last summer through interior BC, Canadian Rockies, down through Washington, Oregon and California. Once in a lifetime trip, I took a career break and my...
Torque (2004)
Pretty sure the director was a 14 year old kid with ADHD jacked up on Mountain Dew. There is a scene where they pop wheelies at each other and use the bikes to duel like they are swords.