Recent content by Vlad the Impala

"Any nymphomaniacs with big knockers please step forward," I imagine.

Let's just hope the ref in the England/Scotland game isn't on the rag or we could see a few reds.

And from personal experience, girls don't go down very often.

I heard he's the swallow.

I'm more familiar with false 69.

Anyone still use them on their bed or has everyone gone all continental la-di-da?

It has *premiership* in the URL so they know nothing.

You stay a mile away from my bottom, mate. It's keeping me healthy.

I'm not talking about just filling the room, I'm talking about regularly grabbing handfuls as they exit your arse and then inhaling. Lots of gases involved - are they harmful?

Just wondering if inhaling your own flatulence on a regular basis can do you harm. All those handfuls of lovely aromatic gases. :moo:

we are going up the Arse.

Erm, what makes the mods think this is a picture of a disabled kid? I don't see a kid with a disability, I see a kid overly excited about winning some minor award. Rather stupid to ban someone because it is a mod's opinion the kid has a disability. Is it because the mods got called to account...

I think you need to borrow Frank's marriage broker.

He abused drugs He abused kids He abused my ears. Am I meant to care that some washed-up has-been has reached the end of his days?

I shouldn't worry too much about what bhaexpress says, he's admitted many times that his life choices haven't been too smart.