I'm with Bevendean Hillbilly.
The Toilet Ghost who rolls bumwad under the door is obviously trapped in this dimension by a force as yet unknown...
Only go into the bog whilst chanting the Hail Mary at full volume and waving a crucifix.*
*Hopefully the toilet spirit is not a Muslim. If so...
I take it you are a Hun then?
They are drawing a lot of interest. Mainly from all the investors cash they robbed on their way to cheating the league for 10 years.
What are you talking about. Everyone NEEDS a Holiday!! If it wasnt for child benefit being stashed away one would have to go where all the benefits people go!!
Frankly Torremolinos or Playas Los Americas is full of human dross and I would rather maintain my destination differential thank you...