Recent content by The Fifth Column

He looks like he fellates diseased donkeys.

Its a huge step up from St.Pauli in Bundesliga 2 to managing a team in the Premier League. To date, nothing I've seen from team selection, tactics or his general management skills suggest he's anywhere near good enough to makw that step up. Its a failed experiment from TB, we need an experienced...

West Ham on loan.

Cheers Ming.

I tried it extensively yesterday. Asked it lots of questions about China, it censored almost all of them. Strangely, or not as it appears the Chinese government censor its output, when asked sensitive questions it populated the answer with a full context reply which appeared for around 2 seconds...

Sorry, but that's never happening ever! A dodgy firestick user would be nowhere near the threshold required for the police to apply for authority to do that, it may come as a surprise to some but the police can't just go digging around your ISP and Internet usage and financial records without...

Positives? I've identified 4 posters who use the term 'bedwetters' and have been able to block them, great stuff.

Trust the process? Doesnt look at times like the team knows what the process is. We cant seem to make dominant spells of play count at the moment. Im not watching the Albion lately and getting any sense that we have a style of play or identity in fact to me anyway we look we are losing whatever...

Some ill informed internet missile experts on here! As someone with a military background in electronic warfare and anti missile knowledge i can say with a degree of accuracy that the Russians do not possess the tech or ability to be able to shoot down their own anti aircraft missiles that...

People stating that the Russians 'made a mistake' shooting the plane down might want to dial back on that a bit until more is known. Theres a very good chance that there were people on that flight the Russians wanted dead or as they would say, 'killed in a tragic air crash' . It was after all a...

Here's a thought, maybe get the bone idle stewards to do their poxy jobs and clear the aisles and ensure they are clear 🤔 maybe an announcement to that effect pre match that they will be ensuring the aisles are clear and anyone preventing this will be hoicked out and/or have privileges revoked...

Can't have any complaints at the result today, Palace got a very early Xmas present of us putting in our worst performance of the season and carrying on defending like a League 2 team.

WL1 Season ticket holder seat J233 , say hello next time you're passing 🙋‍♂️

Cheers Lewis, club legend and all that but no longer good enough I'm.afraid.

We should build a large underground sewer to and from the away end and once a season flush it out with the Palace effluent ro ensure all the rats and turds are cleaned away, they'll like that.