Recent content by Surrey Phil

I won a bucket hat! It was a bit pricey but then again we were in London! We had a couple of shots (fireballs) as it was buy one get one free. I was quite happy after a fireball and thrashing Spurs - a pretty good end to the season!

Well that’s him off then - you know the rules when it comes to Player of the Season!

Verbruggen Lamptey. Van Hecke Dunk. Webster Estupinan Baleba Hinshelwood Gomez Pedro Welbeck

After Palace’s success, I’m expecting a lot more teams to stick 11 players behind the ball. It going to be so tedious!

Is it wrong that I feel a bit sorry for Brentford?

Credit where it’s due, as bad as Citeh wer, well done Palarse!

The irony on Ruben Diaz moaning last week about Southampton sticking 11 players behind the ball all game and Palarse have done the same!

F*ck me - Pep’s made some changes & brought someone on for their debut!

I’m getting suspicious about Pep not making changes!

Citeh need to go long ball - stop pussyfooting around!

Not really. Watching Palarse is such dinosaur football. Maybe we should replace Hurzeler with Big Sam or Dave Bassett!

Phew! Big boost for Citeh!

Relax, Palarse always score early against Citeh!

Oh my word, Sunderland have managed to score in the 3rd minute of injury time of extra time, a minute after the game should have finished! Have to feel for Coventry.

So we have local elections for only those Councils that haven’t opted out of having a vote. Sums up politics to perfection!