Recent content by Stella Seagull

The season ended in that week we lost to Wolves in the FA Cup and got truly humbled by Roma. I haven't had many cares since, and clearly neither have the players

Define chav. I'm taking it you're using it as anybody from the north in this instance, and more than likely from a working-class background. And he's a good lad because he squares against these sorts of people and is a posh toff from Poole. Someone votes blue

It's a female Glenn Murray on comms

I cycle past Med's Barbers on the way to and back from work. Enciso was getting his fresh trim on my way home. It's time!

I really don't get this talk of him going to Palace, to Here, to There, to Anywhere until July. Surely barring Eddie Howe getting the sack he walks straight into St George's Park after the Euros.

*damp squib

Can they get rid of Roy soonish please (or in about a month's time) "DON'T LET IT (NEW MANAGER) BOUNCE!"

Valentin Barco Kyle Walker-Peters Noni Madueke Give it to me

Not a go-to yet, but The Holdovers is sure to be a classic in the years to come

"info 96% reliable" Just how are they quantifying that accuracy?

Fun fact about 10cc. Every time they had a #1 (3 times) it was with a different singer... There's a strong scene in Brighton at the mo, band such as Lime Garden, Hutch, Opus Kink, Ideal Living... - Listen here

Sold out to STH and + members, sadly if you're not in them (myself included) you can't buy tickets...

Announce Evan Ferguson's next contract extension please 🙏

... to part The Red Sea (/ pool)

Should have been Fergie in the same vein as Kane. Looks weirdly outta place, but he would suit it anyway...