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If you do take him off our hands, you won't have a bad player in truth. He's big, strong and can be a right handful for clogging defenders at this level (or even Ian Pearce, which admittedly ain't saying much). He's just alopecia-inducingly inconsistant, and certainly isn't 'free-scoring'. A...

Townsend's a Class A Prick. You should just be thankful you don't have to put up with his Cockney Clown act on Yorkshire Soccer Night every week. It's worse than his efforts on The Premiership, if that's possible. I almost want you to prove him wrong.

Well done Morris, looks like you had a good game. How incredible that I should stumble upon your praise purely by accident. What are the chances, eh?

Poor excuse Morris, you lightweight.

I'm changing my usual vote for this one, and going for the Easter region's representatives of a ginger, Scottish wino.

Fair enough. What was the exact debate though? "Is she the most annoying bitch on TV since Vanessa Feltz and Kate Thornton?" Although to be fair, I've watched about 13 minutes of this year's BB in total...

Woe is you. :nono: You'll be glad to know that Sian is still utterly convinced that she's editor though, so some things never change at least.

On the 'Big Bro 2'? No probs mate, I'll mention it to her tonight. Bear in mind though that the Fresher's edition has been ransacked by advertising already. Over half the space has already been used up, apparently. Which is a bit crap. How about including it in the next issue?

You can't blame Hull Uni for that, Edna. The horrors of a Sussex education had already made him a lost cause...

Well with a face that scary, it's no surprise it stuck in your mind. I recognise her too, irritating bitch.

Consider that sentiment thirded.:clap:

Don't really care who goes up, as long as West Ham suffer a great deal of play-off anguish and have to visit Plymouth next season.

Wouldn't you prefer Palace to beat Sunderland, and then lose in the Final to Ipswich?

A very accurate description of our Chairman, well done.

Who said I forgot he was a Labour MP? He's still a smarmy twat.