If only we had any sort of relationship with USG, in terms of past transfer dealings, or even some random connection with them, like for instance a shareholder in common, then I think we might have had a chance to get this one done.
Congratulations to @The Brighton Bear for winning the Inaugural Premier League Trophy by dint of more 2s than @zeemeeuw .
Hard Luck to @BrightonCottager who had the lowest overall score, but whose poor cup results did for them.
The only problem with your analysis is that we conceded 62 goals last season, which is 4 more than we have conceded so far this season. So I am not sure Wee Billie was that helpful in stopping the goals.