Recent content by saslowi

Give Ernest TWO extra sausages with his full English and increase output.

Send the Mrs?

I even GOT a text FROM Paul Barber THIS morning CONGRATULATING me on my FIRST North Stand EJACULATION and he WISHED me GOOD luck and hope you HAVE many MORE. Does this account for the pair of sticky underpants found left in the loo?

An open letter to the One Show:- Abi Fuller-GardenerThe One Show Dear Presenters of the One Show. Until you have been spat at, beaten, Called all the names under the sun (yes, including the C word) had coffee thrown at you (just boiled) hit around the head with a walking stick, told to F...

Maybe he will COME again.

Up the ars

Our first home game in the old first division. The thing I remember from that was their big ginger header defender, a pumped up version of El-Ab, nothing got passed him on that day. Can't remember his name.

Bats?

Begrudgingly admit they were the better team on the day - the bar-stewards.

Just tried to open this thread and got one!

Gospel TURD?

This has happened to me frequently over the last couple of weeks. Got the survey one today.

The POLISHED barmaid was very accomodating and also provided a photo of the breakfast as she was giving it to ERNEST but she did not reveal his SAUCE.

Beginning of last season we were a bit of a story because of our new stadium. "Rising from the ashes" and all that stuff. That was last year's news. The media has moved on looking for new stories. Be nice if we can provide one at the end of this season. Until then I will be quite happy to be...

Did the funeral for my Mum a few year back. Great bloke and will be missed.