Recent content by Robert Codners Nostrils

We simply cannot defend.

We’ve been okay after a dreadful start. We always struggle when a team has something to defend. What concerns me more is the individual errors we make to concede possession so easily. We’re really sloppy at times.

Of all the things to complain about. We keep finding new ways! And that’s what makes me proud to be a seagull!

But but but hurzerler has lost the dressing room. And we don’t have any “patterns of play”. And things haven’t felt this bad since we left the goldstone….I am confused as to where my mojo should be right now!

Ole ole?

But but but Hürzeler has no game plan. And we have no identity. And the palace manager is better. And the medical team are the worst in the world. This week is ruining my narrative. Still, a 0-0 against Everton should get us all back on track!

Yes. That is true. Although I think the majority of people, like myself, who enjoy the occasional non-alcoholic beverage are doing so under entirely different circumstances. In other words, not pounding ten of them and then going for a kebab.

Get you!!

29 years ago today was one of my lowest points as an Albion fan. Lost 2-0 to Chesterfield in front of the lowest post-war goldstone attendance at the time. Very little atmosphere aside from the odd “sack the board chant”. I often remind myself of those nights in order to keep myself in check...

No way out? A fully fit squad, a new manager, and a transfer window. It’s been bad. My mojo is low. But can it really be that bad?!

Although it’s painful to admit, credit where it is due. Every time I have checked their scores over the last two months, they’ve scored again. An extraordinary turn around since their banner displays in February. Oh well. We really do have our own issues to worry about now!

We have someone lined up apparently. Not sure who. Just finalizing the knutsen bolts of the contract.

A bit of an exaggeration, although I may give this place a swerve for a few weeks if and when it happens 😝

It feels good to get a win. The run of form we have been on has not been enjoyable. During times like this, NSC becomes almost unbearable. A few bad results and we’re at each other's throats. Trolls come out the woodwork and seem to get a kick out of it. I think the empty seats too reflect where...

A great way to disconnect from the fans, especially the ones who spend their hard earned money to watch overpaid players not put in 100%.