Laser-like focus on the issues that really matter:
https://apnews.com/article/trump-arnold-palmer-closing-arguments-latrobe-pennsylvania-2bea9620c523e531a55259200215284e
Feel a bit bad, actually.
St. Pauli is, spiritually I felt, something of a sister club, especially during the Falmer for All era - and we did something of a Chelsea on them.
But only a bit bad. They're in 1.Bundesliga now, and we're in the EPL now, and business is business.
Must be foreign.
Must have/be flair.
Have 'passion'. (i,e, a nutter). (NB may be the same as previous)
Come from a big club.
Very expensive.
Negotiable:
Ex-player everyone has heard of.
Name with either too many vowels, or too many consonants. (Warren Aspinall Factor)
The "Real Club" curse rears its head again...
There are only six Real Clubs in the PL, and this divinely-ordered state of affairs cannot long be mucked around with without divine retribution.
In Cornwall, with the palm trees no less...
Shocking that we've had the plows out here once, for less than 2", and the sanders (or 'gritters') out maybe two more times, and it's the first of December.
This in a corner of the world known for its winters.