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I’ve not posted on nsc for 10/15 years but I’ll gladly come out of retirement to say cheerio to this rubber Johnny

Yup. Little Corsette isn't in the second half so has to be picked up by a parent as the theatre won't shell out for a chaperone to look after her just - so she never gets to take a bow at the curtain call. Gavroche is in both halves so stay til the end and gets a bow. Glamour of the west end!

My lad has just finished a 5 month stint in the west end playing Gavroche (the little Artful Dodger character who gets shot singing 'little people...') I must have seen 20 of his 50 odd performances. I'm an emotional wreck. I can though confirm that Phil Daniels is an absolutely top fella.

I have had neither the time nor energy to read all through this thread but OUR LORD has and he's going to be might fcked off with a lot of you atheist shithouses

Q: Birds of a Feather, was it any good? A: no it was unutterable shite. (Appendix: no, of course I didn't watch it. You fuking prannet)

Sweet Harmony, Liquid Everybody, PFI projects Playing with knives, Bizarre inc 40 Miles, Congress DJ's take control Don't deal with us, JT Company (best piano break in any song ever written I think you'll find) Every song recorded since then has been basically shit.

I can see the homophobic chants dying out next year. Everyone knows no self respecting gay would be seen dead in this pile of shit.

I quite like Norwich. You can't really beat London and Manc though. Newcastle usually gets a mention. I'm glad it hasn't here. I spent a year there - its was bloody cold and everyone hated me. And what loon voted for Luton? It's possibly the shittest place in the uk.

I left London 18 months ago after 20 years living there. There are lots of reasons, all amplified now I've got kids, but it basically comes down to the tangible air of menace hanging over the place. I basically got sick of living with 9m moody twats, all feeling they were being disrespected...

All about opinions of course so no offence but you hear this trotted out so often, particularly by people shouting on the radio. Arsenal aren't perfect but they are the only one of the big club that isn't indulging in gross financial doping in this country over the last 5-10 years. As someone...

Ok chief, have some of this then... A 21 century human eating just raw vegatable would last just 3 months before deterioration and death, such is the modern body’s adaptation to cooked food in an amazingly short space of time, in evolutionary terms. Our bodies can no longer digest raw food...

Our bodies aren't designed to maintain a seated position or consume alcohol either - but I'll be f***ed if I'm going to stand around drinking Um Bungo.

Wow. What a lot of debate over such a pile of bollocks. For what it's worth (very little admittedly) here's my take... - This story is a total load of nonsense - There would never be a 2 year ban for something like this - The OP is a dick Carry on…

Garlic? In Spanish food? Crivens, what will those beastly continentals think of next. Makes me mad…coming over here, being good at football, not eating shit food. BACK OFF BRUSSELS!

That's rather awkward. I too seem to be a target for Rebecca from Mature Dating and I don't remember ever visiting a dating website. I've surfed plenty of milfs on youporn obviously, but never a dating site to my recollection. We're obviously the same target market Red Star. Why don’t we cut...