Recent content by Patcham BHA

Spurs Away As I understand it, for FA Cup games the away allocation goes up from the usual 15% to 25%.

Spurs Away Surely that allocation could be almost doubled if there was sufficient demand. We're entitled to 25% of the capacity under FA Cup rules - which must be around 8000 seats. Let's just hope that the Albion kick up a fuss.

Cullip At this level he is ok, but his distribution has always been shite and that's why he has never even got close to the top flight.

Cullip When Cullip had that strop about the training facilities a while back and went on the transfer list at his own request, the club never received a single approach. I asked him how many clubs had expressed their interest and he said he'd rather not talk about it.

Ben Roberts - time to go? Without wishing to be too harsh on Roberts who, on his day, I think is a decent enough keeper, he simply picks up way too many injuries. He must be one of the higher earners at the club and we can't afford to carry players - there is no way a keeper should be...

Can I suggest the word "scumbags" instead of "bastards" in the first verse? Got to keep it family-friendly. I only want to be in the video if I can dress up as Leo Sayer - otherwise you can forget it.

Lyrics Excellent stuff - still a definite no to the spandex though? Maybe a spoof of the Eric Prydz video then?

FAO Attila - re Attila's assault on the charts If I offer an extra £25, will Attila perform at least a section of the Evening Star epic gig in spandex?

I actually think if we could get the song recorded and out there, national sales could be pretty good. It's still a hugely popular and familiar tune and it would also have great novelty value. If SKINT really pushed it, I seriously reckon it could make a bit of a stir. Could we persuade Attila...

It's probably not as daft an idea as it may sound. If any copyright issues could be overcome the initial outlay would be minimal and bearing in mind that the club are pretty good at keeping a high media profile, publicity wouldn't be hard to come by either. I've just got this worrying image of...

Bob Grover - that's it. Couldn't remember his name. Spends a lot of time up the Grays or the Geese in Hanover. I apologise if this is old news, couldn't be arsed to trawl through all the old posts.

There is talk of Attila teaming up with the former lead singer of local pop combo the Piranhas to do a cover of their famous chart-topper of yesteryear. Oooh, I sounded a bit like a dj then, didn't I? All proceeds to go the Albion - in the shops just after Christmas when record sales will be at...

Why is that these racist replies are permitted on the board? If they were about an African/Asian team they would be deleted - double standards on the part of the board moderator and pathetic behaviour on the part of the posters. As a Welsh Albion fan I find them offensive - cue a load of...

It's common knowledge that you get longer on the ball in Div 1 than in Div 2 - especially if your touch is any good - and Currie's is.

My understanding is that Currie will sign, but Nicolas won't because he's too similar to what we've already got. Should have more on this at about 2 pm tomorrow.