Recent content by Orson Cart

Seriously how old and sad are you?

I thought the new strip did us no favours today. The plain white on the back means the player on the ball is now looking for either a blue and white stripe, or a white backed shirt to pass to. Which involves a bit of brain processing, which takes time - and we don't have spare time. Pretty sure...

Travel is free within the free zone; which if you're travelling from London starts at Haywards Heath. Edited to add... With a ticket.

Don't know what you're talking about. From the KO we'll be TOP OF THE LEAGUE. What's not exciting about that?

However there is a code the other pilot could have used to get back in the cockpit. (It can be countermanded by whoever is in there to stop unwanted access). If it was an incapacitation there would have been no need to try to break down the door.

What else? Goal music?

I thought Chicksen did surprisingly well. Lots of running around and showed some genuine effort. Worst on the field for me was Bent - lethargic, poor positional play and no passion.

I didn't see him do any actual running anyway. Gentle trot maybe.

If you're a Muslim on this forum - then have the balls to unequivocally condemn this barbarous act.

They wouldn't let us go. We pay their benefits.

Would it be fair to blame Oscar for that lacklustre performance? From where I'm sitting I would have to say that Oscar is about 40% to blame for the performance on Monday and the rest is down to the players. What is our game plan these days? I expect there's more to it but it seems like all we...

I thought it was actually a pretty entertaining game tonight and showcased our strengths (really solid defensive team with Upson sublime and PIG in great form) and weaknesses (at the front). But then I thought Bruno lost the ball too often and should have been subbed, just before his beautiful...

Presumably to make up for his world record small cock.

and +1

Thanks all. Think Ill give myself a bit of extra time beforehand and enjoy less of a queue for a pie and pint.