Recent content by Offside Oz

a couple of seasons ago Palace beat Watford without having a single shot on target. Cant remember how (probs an og).

Met a rapper called Akon in a lift in India. Didn’t know who he was until my daughter told me. He was “doing a set” for a private party in the hotel bar which turned out to be the Venky family.

That result just wasn’t possible. Simply not possible.

Well Palace will lose tonight to start the weekend off for us all!

Rumours on Twitter that Zaha is not in Ivory Coast squad tonight due to Covid. apparently 5 of the IC squad tested positive. He could miss the game this weekend!

Wanted to pick Everton but they’re not listed and they’re certainly not one of the big 6/7 either.

I did exactly the same with 2 hedge trimmers and, like you, didn’t tell my wife. It’s just easier that way. So I’m using my third identical hedge trimmer and she just assumes it’s the original one. I even took it off her last weekend while she was gardening and said I’d better do it as...

Looking at all these numbers, it all seems so incredibly fragile. Not just for Palace but for most PL teams in general. The AWB money enabled them to get in to profit but they won’t get that kind of slug of money every year. Match day revenue is going to be reduced for sometime now. Got...

Me and my kids saw Juno launch back in 2011 as just happened to be on hols in Florida. It was indeed an amazing day.

Are they still planning to play loads of games in a short space of time? Like a game every 3 or 4 days for each team?

Palace are on 39 points with 9 games left. I really can’t see them going down.

Perhaps we should stop using the “SEGW” acronym.

Have to agree. It’s good (very good) for one series but just felt a bit over done in series 2. Dennis Pennis just became too much in series 2. And the James Corden piss take didn’t work.

On the subject of shrinkflation, why are the bags of crisps/snacks in multi-bags soooo small? I guess I already know the answer but it’s just annoying. Mini cheddar bags are the most annoying.

Exceedingly shrinking cakes.