Best performance? 3 - 0 Liverpool in the league. All over them first half but didn't score. Came out in second half and took them apart. That was the peak
Much as I love to see them exposed for behaving badly, these are two different people. The story is about Simon Clarke. Not Simon Case, who is not standing to be a tory MP.
I'd suggest that instead of the keeper picking up the yellow card, it's given to the team captain. Gives the captain some responsibility (and incentive) to curb time-wasting. If the captain gets sent off, next booking goes to the new captain and so on....