Recent content by nail-Z

I used to drive like a complete **** when I was younger (1990's). I was probably pulled over by police a dozen times but never received more than a bit of advice or a '7 day wonder'. The trick was not to be a dick about it. Thankfully I've grown up now. Even though I try to observe speed limits...

There’s always a job at the Argus to fall back on.

People who try to pick bottoms get smelly fingers.

I guess we know how Dunk is voting in the manager polls.

I once took over from a chap who was covering the 5am > 1pm shift. I wished him a good day and set about my work. 5:30 that afternoon he came bounding back in apologising for being late. He was quite embarrassed when he realised he was in fact over 11 hours early. I still don’t understand how...

I didn’t realise Paul Sinha was a football fan.

Fortunate - otherwise he'd have a legitimate claim to live in Gino's property.

My near neighbour has a collection of Jags, and an obsession with Fiat 500’s. Thankfully he has a lockup nearby that he keeps most of his collection but he often has anything up to 10 cars parked on the street at any one time. I have a driveway that comfortably accommodates our 2 household...

My money’s on Gary Anderson. What?

Myreparationclaim.com is the next cab off the rank, once all the diesel claimants have rinsed the motor industry of their ill gotten gains.

I’m currently cycling mine through to get new numbers. Had rotten luck and decided to switch my very sporadic investments into 5 x £10k. I know mathematically it shouldn’t make a difference but I stick the £10k each month into a savings account and post it back to bonds at the end of the month...

Double negatives. Or worse if you’re Lil Nas X. “Can't nobody tell me nothing”

Wheel balancing is the same regardless of which corner of the car you decide to stick them on. You probably lost a weight off the wheel when switching.

Is the correct answer. Only issue I’ve ever had with them in 20 years is their over zealous fraud detection department.

Printing a fresh £895,000,000,000 to bail out the banks was always going to lead to higher inflation / interest rates eventually. It’s just a surprise it’s taken so long.