Recent content by Mr Bums

We need a proper manager signing proper players like Jones and Jerome NOW. We will see how great they are Friday week. Get rid of Bridge and replace him with Rory Delap and we will STEAMROLLER this league, as well as bringing the ball closer to the new fans in the East Upper.

Bloom

This man talks sense. No way would we have lost with Tony Pulis in charge today.

Irrelevant statistic, we are LOOSING. Poyet is a busted flush, we have been rumbled. Unless Bloom presses the button we will be playing Forest Green Rovers in the Conference before you can say Tony PUlis Football Genius (and of course I note that Sir Tony Pulis is winning at Old Trafford)...

Poyet out, Pulis in, that's not a plan B, it's a plan P!

Meh, get in Tony Pulis

I've said it before and I will say it again. Tony Bloom needs to get the cheque book out and make Tony Pulis manager.

That won't be the case when TB makes the right decision and appoints Tony Pulis to lead the Albion into the promised land. This possession talk is all nonsense, you need to have the ball in the opposition box as quickly as possible. Why do you think TB has added another tier to the East Stand...

Ruined my day AGAIN yesterday by being picked. When will Poyet ever learn? Until TB sees sense and appoints Tony Pulis as manager Brighton will achieve nothing.

Tomas 8.5 Best save at the Amex? Bruno 9 Sublime pass for Buckers goal and a great long throw, reminds me of Rory Delap in his prime Greer 7 El Abd 7 Bridge 8 Swashbuckling Bridcutt 7 Hammond 5 (marked down for the goal celebration for Southampton) Barnes 2 (I told you I was right about him)...

Ashley Barnes

Passes the ball far too much, it's boring. Would get nowhere at my beloved Britannia Stadium.

I am NOT doing the ironing, that's a woman's job, and you know it.

Get over yourselves. Just because he has scored against Liverpool (PENALTY!) and Chelsea, was leading scorer last year and managed 20 in his first full season some of you still don't realise he is the biggest waste of £60,000 in the club's history. One day you will eat your words and then you...

Fools, lucky pass with outside of right foot for first assist, lucky follow up and rifle into far corner for second goal, and lucky headbutt into Sideshow Bob for the third. Luck runs out, and I guarantee he won't even win a corner, let alone score a goal, for the rest of the season.