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Tears, cigar watch The Withdean Years

Here is a timeline of my reactions to Akpom 1. Great - finally give him a chance to start 2. Got clean tackled twice - dont worry lad keep going 3. 10 mins in - forgot he was playing 4. Oh there he is - walking around - chilling 5. Jesus Christ Arsenal are shit 6. Sub him - please sub him 7...

Keep an eye out for me

Strip all participants of their medals - then flay the organizers :flameboun

Sunlight has spoken - when will it become impossible to have one? Bristol City?:tantrum:

Phew......... just a few more days to get through before I can confirm we have not signed Wes Brown............ the more money we spend the safer we get from this terrible affliction........... welcome Shane........... hope you work out which goal to score in:albion2:

Dale is a good player but I really don't think we will struggle without him. He has done pretty well here but I would cash in and wish him well. I don't think he will be one of the first choice midfielders come Christmas and for that reason........ I'm done caring about him.

But it provides such a brilliant opportunity to watch managers justify why they have just lost to a club with the same overall wage bill that they pay one player in a week! Also think of Elvis - it gives him a chance to attempt playing football

I had no grip on reality to begin with - reality is no fun

"From Holland to Graceland" - A tribute band. This is the only place I would be happy seeing him!

We have a legacy to protect. Jake Robinson was a fantastically good looking player according to his peers and hairdressers around Brighton. It does not matter that he was average at best. He was the face and is the legacy. Bruno, Glenn Murray (rocking a Prince William tribute) and more...

With that attitude we will never get to the top. I have never seen a bald elephant man in a promotion winning team. However I have seen players with fantastic hair winning titles.

Fantastic hair - sign him up

Is someone mentioning Wes Brown........ seriously Wes Brown....... honestly Wes bloody Brown........ funny guy :ffsparr:

Yeah I go to the Chinese place opposite the ladbrokes on church road. Really good sticking Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk