Recent content by liamsfc

Let's just say we both had a drunken one night stand. You were really keen at the time, but looking back, we both regret it. It was a mistake. Especially as it turned out you weren't even into women. And you weren't exactly Cassanova...

I'm walking past the window and seeing the bloke I had a brief affair with blasting out "I Will Always Love You", pining for me with tears in his eyes, desperate for my attention. When I finally knock the door to see how he is, he claims that he's over me and has moved on and found someone new...

Moved on? I saw a thread on here the other day that was dedicated to hating Southampton. It was several pages long. This thread itself is about OUR player and is four pages long. The irony of what you're saying is brilliant.

Maybe if you all keep implying I'm stupid and calling me a 'newbie' rather than actually proving me wrong, everything I'm saying will stop being true. Impeccable logic.

Yes, because Palace-Brighton is a huge, passionate, historic rivalry that is not at all manufactured, forced and cringe-worthy. Only a "soccer" newbie would fail to recognise that...

Barcelona and Real Madrid are the two biggest clubs in Spain and have been competing with each other for the title for the entirety of their existences. A rivalry between them is natural. Brighton and Crystal Palace are rivals because... they had a few heated games in the 70s. Apart from that...

I said 'proper rival'. Palace and you are not proper rivals. You're 50 odd miles apart. It's an artificial rivalry created because you've got no one else near you to hate. Yes, because taking 30 seconds to register on a site in order to correct a load of idiotic statements clearly proves I am...

Yes, because despite being top of the league and probably heading for the Premier League (ugh, so arrogant, right?), finishing a couple of points behind Brighton last year is a constant source of embarrassment to us. We think about it all the time. Like Poyet said at the time, "In ten years...

Love how at least ten people have taken my quotes totally out of context. I didn't say "vile homophobic language aimed at children is absolutely fine". I said, if you take your kids to a game, and they hear some bad language, whether that language is right or wrong, then that's your fault for...

Yes, obviously outside the ground you do take it more easy around children with language and behaviour (although not so much women). You said yourself most fans observe this code, so what exactly is your problem? Contradicted yourself a bit there. Inside the ground, however, it's a different...

You said it "probably hasn't resulted in an arrest", which was wrong. I was simply correcting you. <sigh> As *I* have said, it doesn't matter what they were chanting, so what you're saying is irrelevant. Do keep up.

I don't have children, no, but if I did, and I didn't want them hearing that sort of language, I wouldn't take them to a football match in the first place. Football is (or used to be) a working class game for working class people. It's not a place for happy families to go and enjoy a little...

Title of the thread: "Southampton fans arrested for 'homophobic' chanting....."

You wouldn't be saying that if you were the one unlucky enough to be "plucked out from the herd", thus getting yourself a criminal record. And as I said, not only were they in a crowd, but it was aimed at a crowd. It's not offending one particular person. Yes, if it was said in the streets you'd...

Well I thought it was witty. Not the wittiest, but witty. If you're an old lady or someone with a kid, I'd say get over it. It's football. You should expect chants like that. Would you rather everyone came with a little middle-class picnic and sat silently? Nothing wrong with a bit of vulgarity...