Recent content by Lewes Seagull

I left right on the final whistle, wandered over the Swan, had several more pints, stepped out at closing time and boarded the expected and near empty bus within about a minute, which drops me in Lewes 200 yards from my house so I was still home before many. So there are advantages of being a...

This bloke gets funnier as it goes on. British Accents - YouTube

I have tickets for him 1st June. I hope I can have the pleasure of heckling the f*ck out of him

I suggest that if you don't know where it is or what it looks like, if someone does point you to it, the last thing you should do is tamper with it.

Personally I find it amusing but I'm not gay and my girlfriend knows I'm here. BBC Sport - Brighton fans report homophobic abuse to FA

I'm sure he'll be in touch with you :)

My son did. He has put some other stuff on here too. A music rap video being on here right now, He gets plenty of knockers but envy can be harsh, bless em

Brighton ve Come a Long Way [720p HD] - YouTube

90s Kid (Music Video) - Joe Weller feat. MC Whande [HD] - YouTube

Brighton V Arsenal | Goals Highlights | PLUS INTERVIEWS (HD) - YouTube

A colleague of mine has reserved 4 seats in the new South West corner 1901 club but can't now take them. Apparently there's a long waiting list so if anyone wants, here's your chance to jump the queue. No profit required.

I very much doubt that Azure are clearing their desks today. I'm sure they have been relocating to Stamford Bridge over the last couple of weeks.

Actually you are wrong. The correct way is to fill both lanes leading up to roadworks and then filing in, not queuing in one lane leaving the other empty. Read your highway code!

And when we come up to you, can we borrow your missus. She'll be safe with us. We're all gay remember ;-)

That actually made me L O L but don't tell Bozza