Recent content by lawros left foot

You are @Fireman Dan and I claim my £5.

According to a load of clickbait sites, Wednesday is the crucial day to sign Babis Kostoulas. If you believe them, we are in pole position, but don’t want to pay €40 million for him. I have absolutely no idea why Wednesday is crucial,

Worst film I ever sat through was Lady Caroline Lamb. Really, really boring, it was a long time ago though, I can’t remember why I went to see it, or why I stayed watching it. I imagine there was a young lady involved in my decision making.

I have seen all of Sound of Music, just never at the same time. I have either fallen asleep and missed bits, had to go out, or come in at various points. I didn’t realise until quite recently that when the Father and Maria got married, there was about another 20 minutes to go.

He’s 18 now, birthday on Friday.

Nothing wrong with Boobies. Here is the blue footed variant.

Cashin’s pace is deceptive. He’s slower than he looks.

Losing 1-0 at halftime to those Football powerhouses, Hong Kong

Happy 18th Birthday Charalampos. 🎂🎂🎂🎉🎉🎉

The revenge of DJ Locardia.

I had a family of 15 come into my cafe the other day, Mum, Dad, and 13 kids. Ask if we did Beluga Caviare on toast, when we said no, they asked for Wagyu beef sandwiches. Nope, don’t do that , says I. “Oh” one of the little scamps says” Not f***ing Lobster again, I’m fed up wif you spending...

Maybe people would have more respect for the law, if they hadn’t seen him and his ilk getting away with breaking the law for the past 14 years. Lining Tory donor pockets, breaking lockdown laws they , themselves made, driving 40 miles to test their eyes, selling unusable PPE to the NHS for...

And, hasn’t Wharton been linked with Cty?

3 good moments against Spurs, “Baldy,Baldy, what’s the score “ and” You lucky bastards, you should have gone down “at their place, and “2-0 nil, and you f***ed it up, “ at the Amex.

] Just because City’s was easy, doesn’t mean yours wasn’t.