Recent content by Jello Biafra

I have no idea. Nobody really cares what anybody's opinion about any final score is, unless you're the bookie taking bets off the mugs who're putting money on it (and I spend most of my working days trading the Dax equity index so I'm not particularly risk-averse).

Nobody seems to have mentioned Rice's ridiculously unconvincing dive after Veltmann took the kick, which is a yellow anyway.

Street cleaning in Portslade for 2 hours every Sunday and Wednesday afternoon for 6 months (equipment provided).

Another anniversary: MOTD got its first airing. Guess what its' viewing audience was (according to Petroc on Radio 3, it's a classical music station, none of this modern crap but I digress)?

Does this still exist? If so, where?

This is fantastic, only seen a yt compilation of the fights (between players) before. It seems insane that womens and Scottish football gets so much media coverage when this exists. It also means I can tempt my son to register here, after he recently decided to be a Tottenham fan, so keep...

Tom Hark, 'Breaker Morant' was excellent so I'll be checking out 'The Club', cheers for the heads up.

Wimbledon Hawks are my local team. I was cycling through the park 5 minutes from where I live and there's a crowd watching a bunch of blokes chasing a ball round a field. The women were warming up for their match afterwards. My son was considering joining a rugby club but I thought aussie...

yesterday from those triggered reflect a different category of cretin from the Yaxley Lennon groupies. There are all manner of foreigners from very theistic societies getting terribly worked up. What other club can match the Albion for that?

I know, I regularly find amusing examples of self-defined 'patriots' who haven't mastered basic, written English on social media.

I used the term 'wokey cokey' (a phrase used by a gammon commentator on fb) to satirise the satirist. I am pretty 'woke' and regularly peruse the 'Rage Against the Gammon' fb page so I was also satirising how 'woke' is shoe-horned into any comment on twitter by characters with footy badges for...

by wokey cokey twitterer, Purkiss, in an attempt at satire. It provided an opportunity to slag off Palace fans anyway.

Jeezus, give us a chance, I just posted something positive about the place, for the purpose of balance (see above). I had a Friday night out in Worthing once, (it was hilarious, so I did have fun that night, making supercilious comments about the locals. We ended up in a club and started a...

In fairness (as I haven't been very complimentary about the crap town), Marsh was on the pier: