Recent content by Ishmael Arat

What is the world coming to eh? Bring them back.................please.

Karen Carpenter?

Spooky

You may regret that, I've been chopping chillis.

Bitch! She charges me £15.

See above.

£30 and it's a deal.

If the Jamaican lady who won the 100m is to be believed it's all down to yams and bananas.

Are you two going to spend all evening wanking each other off? Bring back National Service I say.

Wouldn't it be nice if we could play absolutely shite for the odd game now and then without it turning into season-meltdown central on here.

British Sea Power. Majestic.

I'm partial to a bit of MILF action but apart from Janus they're rank.

If McLeod and Livermore are out then taking Virgo out of midfield would leave us a bit lightweight in the centre. Fraser would be the only other central option and he spends most of the game chasing shadows. I reckon it makes sense to keep Virgo in mifield and start with Hart up front with Dixon...

Ooooh, that takes me back. Smoked a load on a work's course using a genuine Native American Indian Peace Pipe. I got so paranoid I thought I was in The Shining and spent the whole night naked and shaking under the tiny nylon topsheet of my bed 'cos I couldn't untuck the proper sheets enough to...

Cornflower :afro: