Recent content by In The Rough

Sadly word for word all true and all happened to me last night. It is something that the clubs need to look at for those travelling with elderly or children. I would hate to have had my children subjected to the language, songs about the IRA and someone shouting YOU CAAAANT everytime we gave...

Why do away games attract the very worst of our support? Yesterday we got to the ground at 7:40 to find a load of people already in our seats. OUR Seats. We had paid good money for them and had to stand in the aisles in what is one of the most dangerous things that can happen in a football...

I wouldn't bank on it. He will be 30 by the time the T20's come round in the Australia series.

Cyclists on the road If you want to dress up in a colourful condom and cycle round that is fine. But Dr Beeching and Mr Marples closed a load of railway lines in the south so go and ride on those. Cyclists without helmets Cyclists that think just because they have spent £500 on some Team Sky...

Annoyingly he isn't. Went to see one of his talks live a year or so back. The formal talk and event finished about 9. I left at 11 and he was still chatting to people in foyer offering advise, posing for photos and being a great bloke. Excellent with all the kids who had turned up as well.

Because there is no need normally to terminate at Crowborough. They only do it to help their own punctuality figures. By making it clear that passengers are not happy to put up with this, then they will need to rethink their strategy. Also when you get chucked off there, the next train isn't for...

The way they treat passengers on that line is unbelievable. Big fan of the leaning on the train to stop it going, I have been saying that sort of thing should happen for ages when they terminate at Crowborough.

And even then that is because Middlesex don't own Lords and have a cosy agreement with the MCC to play there. Surrey Cricket is just an inconvenient offshoot of The Oval Events Complex, a very well run business which makes sure the conference and banqueting facilities in central London are used...

Uckfield to Lewes was closed thanks to the bloke who was arguably worse than Beeching - Ernest Marples. East Sussex Council wanted to put a relief road in around Lewes and so put in an application to clsoe the line.

I was quite impressed with Lord Bird at getting bugger and ponce into Hansard. And Baroness King seemed to really care about what she did, its just a shame she has gone to Youtube instead. The hereditary peer chap was less impressive.

If it was your piss, he would be far to drunk to play after that hit him.....

If I had the wings of a sparrow and the arse of a crow: 1. I would be unable to propel my 16 stone frame into the air with the sparrow wings 2. Be in a world of rear end evacuation issues as I tried to get a human size poo through a tiny sphincter 3. Probably be in a museum or at least have had...

If any one is genuinely upset or cross about the club putting in a small price increase, then they can **** right off. Everything bloom has put in and people bitch about a small increase coming after he froze it last season despite improving the squad. ****ing **** me. We have some seriously...

I have had a Jaguar lick my head so can't vote for it, despite the excellent work of it's PR people getting it a slot on Sir Dave's show.

Don't be so daft. They will all be on the picket line like the Guards/On Board Supervisors were yesterday...... OH. Well they will be once they have finished hitting the sales. And once they have been to the doctors for examination of repetitive strain injury on their door opening fingers. But...