Recent content by Guy Butters

Don't want to. I'm still eating my 5 course breakfast.

Babycham please my good lass.

113 Me

I've just finished a half mile run. Started at 10am on Fri, so I wasn't around. Am I still in time? Gimme oxygen

50 (10 x my worth) on Division 2 please, thank you very much. Can I get any odds on me scoring the first goal?

Hello. Are you joining us? If so, can I play please? I've been playing very well recently as anyone here can tell you.

Thank you, I love you all

I think I'll join in here. Fiver for me. (setting myself up for all sorts of funnies)

:tosser: Leave them alone. At least it's taken the flack away from me.

Thanks a lot. But £5 I ask you. I'm worth at least £6.99

:wave: "mmmmmmppphhhhhh" Sorry, I've got a pork pie in my mouth... steak & kidney pie in my right hand magnum (white) in my left I'm also busy :tosser: a

For f**ks sake I am not fat. I am big boned!!! :drink: :drink: :drink:

I didnt use to do anything. Just played my usual game. Running round like a fat overweight whale. Always put people off, including me. Choc eclair in one hand, another in me gob, druling cream down me chin. Life is sweet.