By one of the growers that I recommended from Jancis's list, no less.
Brilliant vintage - but very, very likely to be way too old. And WTAF are they thinking standing it upright?!
Leave well alone.
And...yes, I do realise you're not being serious. :)
The seats by the emergency exits over the wings have a window, have more leg room as the seat in front is further away to allow easier egress in the event of any survivors following descent from 36,000’ (yeah, right), and can be pre-booked - for a fee.