Quite funny seeing you lot take the piss out of our squad when we've just beat Sunderland 3-1 without the likes of Jimmy Kebe, Jerome Thomas, Adrian Mariappa, Adelene Guediora, Cameron Jerome and Barry Bannan - All of whom I'd say are better quality than some of the 11 who played in that game :)
I don't think you quite get it. When Mata scores the 8th, we'll all trundle out of Stamford Bridge in to London for a pint, rather disappointed we'll probably look for something to cheer us up....And IT'LL BE THIS PICTURE -
Then we'll notice you've just been beaten 2-0 by Yeovil so actually...
Nope, because simply - We beat your sorry mob to earn the right to get beat 8-0 by Chelsea, we beat your sorry mob to earn the right to spunk our millions on Premiership journeymen etc.
We probably will go straight down, we usually do (It's quite difficult to stay in the elite league, you...
No, no honestly you wont. NOTHING will ever beat spanking you in your own back yard, in a play off semi final, to reach Wembley. Not even winning the thing beats it. Seeing thousands of you streaming for the exit with 10 minutes to go (again), those happy clapper things that even made your own...
Believe me, after the month just gone, you'll never be able to laugh at Palace again.
We, Crystal Palace FC, are the whole reason you're in this complete shambolic mess.
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