Recent content by Durlston

A belated happy birthday to Sir Michael Caine, who turned 92 yesterday. :clap2: Hopefully a few more in years to come. "Not a lot of people knew that, but they bloody well do now!"

Copy and paste every f*cking week, you bunch of spastic plastic losers. :wanker:

Was it 5-1 in the end? Not 7-1 then....

Ireland by 26. England by 7. France by 24.

I've taken a call from an irate Ronnie on my mobile into selling me his nag, Corbetts Cross but I told him I don't want anything to do with it. He was just flogging a dead horse. :timmy:

"Reasonably kind FA Cup draw" *shifts uncomfortably in chair now* :eek:

A bloodbath for punters so far at this year's Cheltenham festival. Favourite after favourite being beat by the fences or into second place narrowly. :(

Connor Gallagher will be in for sure after his goal last night.

No, you're a top man, Gareth. Woolworths eh? Bloody hell!!!!! :ohmy:

Haven't seen as bad a penalty since Georgia's star player Kvaratskhelia put one high and wide at Hampden Park after they were 2-0 down in injury time and had a cob on at playing on a waterlogged pitch in June 2023.

Brian, the snooker and huge Coventry City fan, who always goes to the Crucible and is seen on the BBC for each of the 17 days of the World Championship, sports the famous brown shirt sometimes - It's modernised and looks quite decent. Every St. George's Day he dons the current England top as...

Witnessed one of the best goals I have ever seen in the Scottish Cup quarter-final by St.Johnstone's Graham Carey. Struck from 40 yards out with a left foot rocket. 🚀 Take a bow, son. Take a bow. :bowdown:

Condolences to his brother, Mansell. :cry: Please don't sell any of his medals.

Six I think off the top of my head: Albert - stabbed to death at the back of a betting shop. Brumby - punched unconscious and thrown over a multi-storey car park. Peter - shot on top of a boat. Glenda - trapped in the boot of a car and drowned. Margaret - lethal injection and gagged. Eric -...

He was also concerned about the amount of porn in it. Glenda had cracking tits. Britt Elland was very pretty but I think I've got bigger ones than her now!