Recent content by Dorset Seagull

I heard that the Spanish had maxed out the grid and was overloaded when the Portuguese took their share. Also that the Chinese have been subcontracted to run the Spanish electricity which may have potentially been a conspiracy theory cause

Managed to get a reprieve. The hotel our timeshare is part of have gas pumps so the beer taps are still flowing. Phew that was a close call!

It’s my last tin so I need to pick and choose my timing. Then I’m down to a litre of gin and 3 bottles of red. These are tough times mate

Currently in the Algarve with no electricity in the apartment and beer getting warm in the fridge. What’s a bloke supposed to do!

CWS spot on as usual

I have watched a lot of his videos in the past and find his analysis thought provoking. He isn’t always right but he does have a good knowledge of systems and tactics and analysis of a particular managers style.

Interesting topic

Is it just me that finds it odd that he is sitting there smartly dressed and casually drinking a coffee? I had a picture in my mind of him being banged up with the rest of the tattooed clans in white shorts and tee shirt

Some good points especially about it being the first season. It takes a while to get to where you want to be, see Arteta. Also he has shown flexibility in his tactical setup, remember the high line used before the high press was perfected. He appears to have slowed down his path to finalising...

Pedant alert Out of interest I think the xG of 4 for the Leicester game is misleading. The 2 pens were worth an xG of about 1.6 but the chances that were created for those pens would have been significantly lower. I imagine the more accurate xG for the match would have been nearer 2.8.

If you reverse the results it actually looks ok in a 3 points at home and a point away sense and the point each for the Leicester games. Also it’s all very well saying the lost points would put us in the euro mix, however, in that scenario we may have not got the unexpected points we accrued...

Are the balls Pro V1 or Slazenger distance range balls?

When can we start trading? Any offers for Patrick Reed?

Crumbs!

The only way the grown ups get back in the room is if there is a revolution as bumble will have the elections rigged for sure