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    BBC iplayer on ps3/wii

    I've tried BBC iplayers on my ps3 and it kinda works. Not sure about 4OD. BBC iplayer was fairly hitty missy though and not everything worked...think its all to do with plug-ins etc and the OS on PS3 not being able to run things in a similar way to Windows !
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    Carol Barnes has died. RIP

    Very sad news. I'll always remember my brother when he was little..bursting into tears everytime she came on the gogglebox....I used to wet meself laughing....he was shit scared of her ! RIP Carol ! xx
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    Check out the New Golf GTI .. WOW

    It's not just the flux capacitor that's ropey....the whole thing ended up in bits on the train track at the end of BTTF III.
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    jodie marsh

    I'd do her.....and this is the order I'd do it in.... Arse Gob Arse Gob Arse Gob Arse Gob ....and if I've got owt left....Arse again !! She must have a clout like a donkey's collar !!!
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    Does your car have a name?

    I drive a VW Bora.....and have therefore named my car Borat !! Its cool !!
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    I've just seen the new England shirt

    Christ it looks like someone has spilt a chicken and mushroom pot noodle all over that !!
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    Ask Uncle Buck

    I can answer that for ya if you haven't received a reply yet !! Its quite simple really, and infact has been proven in a court of law...somewhere in the US of A (where else?). The case was argued in court, and to prove either way a Jaffa Cake and a regular biscuit (dunno what kind....for...
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    Women - where do you poo?

    My thoughts exactly. I'm a bloke and I have no hesitation in opening the cargo bay doors wherever and whenever necessary. The only time I will squeeze my cheeks and bite the bullet and not bother is when there is no bog roll, or when the only bog roll on offer is that awful tracing paper type...
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    Thread Full of Beautiful Arses

    I know there's a thread full of beautiful ladies, but this fine piece o' ass I've found deserves its own thread I'm afraid..... Please feel free to add your favourites as well !! Her name so you can enjoy her delights is Keyra Augustina. :smokin:
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    Bo In the USA !!

    Anyone see it on Friday?....my living room was a swimming pool of wee !!...I've never laughed so much in my life !! Pimp my bride was class, Chris Martin was class....and Dido !!...f*** me how hard did I laugh !! Avid meeting Shannon from Beverlty Hills 902010 was class as well....and the...
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    Mobile Phones

    I've got the w810i...similar to the k750i but a lot lot better. Had loads of bother with the joystick on my k750 loads of crap gets in behind it and fucks it basically over a period of time. The joystick on the w810i is an all in one sealed unit so this can't happen. Came with a 512mb memory...
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    Wedding Zinger Part Three (IS LOVE ON ITS WAY?)

    Gaaaahd Daaaaaym.....let's see some "hamburger" shots of Becky....just so we know she's real !! I think this is her !!...or maybe its Ling's side order !!
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    Mortgage advise?

    I used to be a mortgage advisor. Dunno what deals are good at the mo cos I have my own FA to sort all this out.....having worked in the business for 3 years I realised what a f***ing minefield it is so decided to let someone else do the donkey work. My experience has come in useful cos at...
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    Your current mobile ringtone

    Local Hero by Mark Knopfler....its what my team (TOON ARMY) run out onto the pitch too.......sends shivers up my spine it does !!! Won't be the same without Shearer leading the boys out though !!! I used to have Sweet Child O' Mine on which was quite good as well !!
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    where are you watching englands first game on june the 10th

    Don't think they are fella....was there last year, and me mate from work who was also there is going back again this year and he's heard that there'll be no screens (could be bollox like)....can't see the problem....its a f***ing 2pm kick off so the bands on at that time will be shite...

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