Recent content by clapham_gull

How ironic, no-one predicted that.

Do they draw the line at a drama based break out session led by an out of work actor called Clive and a conflict resolution advisor with a degree in Sociology from a minor University still dealing with the break up from her partner and an obsession with social engineering ? .. Or is that worth...

I challenged a couple of (at most) 14 year old kids for that. Ended up two footed kicked in the chest after one launched himself on me and when I was on the ground spat on in the face. They got off the train but ran back on through another door whilst my back was turned. When known couple of...

It's called Bell-Ends and you get 25% off if you arrive on an ironic Chopper Bike with a sense of entitlement.

I think in London it's mainly a bus thing, but I was having a hipster delivered craft beer last week at a hipster craft beer shop. Should have seen the warning signs. Complete bell-end with a Mac decides to have a meeting in the next seat. Nothing kills a pint of lager more than multiple reach...

Still under the bed ? Read the actual reports. He's been getting more visits per day than any normal prisoner. He's only used it as an excuse to lesson the sentence. Of course you know why he isn't in Belmarsh anymore?

I'll avoid the rematch, I have a regular meet up with Nick Knowles at Gatwick Airport.

"As far as Brighton are concerned, but very quickly" I wish MOTD would get away from analysing why the established clubs lost, rather than why the other won. That said not as bad as Leicester Brighton game where neither the presenter or the analyst said the word "Brighton" once,

Me too, I know a cracking owl sanctuary.

I'll feign surprise. Tommy Robinson isn't in Belmarsh. Where do you get your news ? Under your bed ? He was moved because the Governor was receiving threats from outside from his other mates. His last appeal was nothing to do with segregation. He was trying to lessen his sentence.

Misdemeanor ? What a plum. He's in for the very serious offence of contempt of court. While you are here, any idea where you mate is hiding his cash ?

Well that has ruined my evening. I was going to pop out in a couple of hours and do a sad faces report.

Saturday nights aren't the same without Cannon and Ball.

I have multiple friends North of London and none of them know where Gatwick is. If this is primarily (as you say) an airport stop, that is already very congested. The expansion plans are somewhat laughable unless something is done with the rails.

I've been informed of some technical reason, but forgot. Nothing more annoying that coming back from Brighton seeing your house from the train as it passes through the station and then having to return back from Clapham Junction. Another annoying thing about Balham (yes I know we have great...