Recent content by Carlos BC

How does a person shove something up their bollocks? I guess around half of the population don't have them so won't be concerned with this. I am aware that bollocks get a bit more dangly and saggy as the years progress but even taking that into account, I can't work out how it can be done. Also...

Sorted, pleased with that!

Definitely not. However I don't mind the cat coming in while I am sat contemplating life. Once the deed is done it is a cheap substitute for toilet roll as I found out through necessity during the Covid panic buying saga.

Ah sod it. 6-1 to the Albion.

They feel a bit like two petit pois with a baby carrot at the moment.

Sorry to hear that Jack, hope you recover and get to the game OK. Cowardly fuckers, makes me so angry, I imagine they would wet themselves if they got a punch in the face. And later on we will all be herded like cattle, have ID checked several times so we can sit in the ground and have...

We are planning on walking up as we are staying between the Vatican and the ground. No tips to share, sorry but were thinking of getting up there about 3 hours before KO to avoid queues and any bother.

I hope you left a hidden filthy large turd for them. Not fair I know but I imagine we will experience a bit of shithousing so why not get in first?

Cheers for that, much appreciated 🙂

I anyone on the early Wizz air Flight 07.05 on the morning of Friday 8th? Not sure there are any options for buses or trains for this one, will have to leave Rome about 04.15 I guess? If anyone would like to share a cab let me know, there are two of us.

Still waiting for mine. If you have booked for others, do the tickets all come through to one email or to everyone's individual email addresses?

You can disappear and sniff my kedgeree

I thought that was quite funny but then I am easily amused at times 😁

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