Recent content by C.Kazim-Richards

From midfield in a team managed by Mark Mcghee? I would bet everything that I own Messi couldnt even do that. Why I am even justifying myself to someone named after the most useless ainmal to have ever lived. Come back to me brother when your playing for one of europes biggest clubs, a world...

Send me a picture and I'll find something for you. No charge, you just got to tell people where you got it when they ask.

Don't pretend you don't know who I play for. I train where ever I go. I was in Brazil last month, I still trained to keep in shape.

In London. Any more questions for the greatest player to never play for England?

At my mothers house.

You can call me Col, Colin, Kazim, Kaz, C K or the Black Maradona. I dont like anything else.

Yes I am a pillock who is sitting in a £4000 leather office chair with 21 carat gold arm rails, typing on a specially designed VIAO laptop with my initials engraved and who is about to drive to training in a car that costs more than your house. And no I don't think shes buff. I like my girls...

I'll have a word with him. He ony has to look at my life story to see what this club can do for his career.

I was very sad when I heard the news. I still remember the day he came up to me and asked for my autograph outside Stamford Bridge. True G. Rest in Peace.

Well thank you for your help. Its nice helping people. Like how I helped BH&A ticket sales by bringing in 30% more fans to games than before I signed. Which incidently went back down again when I left. Coincednce? No bro.

Stick to Next then bro.

The door is open but the tills are not. You get me. Browse only at the moment, so technically brother, this is no different from any fashion website showing the world stylish clothes yeah.

Yeah you will Bro. Its still work in progress you know but me just want all my favourite people to get first choice from my collection. I want you to be the first down brighton town centre bopping down the street wearing one of my garms. I GAURANTEE you will get more attention from the ladies.

I am not a fan of Stephen. While there is obvious talent in him, hes very arrogant, has poor attitude and very inconsisent that will stop him reaching his potential.

Add my name to your sig. Im the definition of flair.