Recent content by Big Beach Seagull

Typical thread full of the usual trendy NSC Metropolitan Elite showing off. I bet they all love clever left wing comics like Stephen Mulhern and Michael Macintyre. It's about time the real alternative comics like Roy, Jim Davidson and Jimmy Tarbuck were given another crack at ITV prime time.

It's they're I don't read the Mail for nothing :thumbsup:

Just wondering how many people share my love for the bestest paper ever ???

These people are unbelievable. They won't be happy until the country is run by a black, Muslim lesbian who identifies as an armchair. And you know what'll happen then? They'll start closing the pubs, putting our football behind closed doors and having wimmin fronting popular television shows...

Typical of the bigoted heightism that otherwise oh so liberal posters on here display. No wonder everyone's started to call it Middle Class Chat. Yes I do :(

Richard Littlejohn's never run a country but it's never stopped me enjoying his excellent columns :love:

I do love to "relax" with a Mail on Sunday, especially if there's a great article by Julia Hartley-Brewer about how the lefttards are stopping free speech by burning every Union Jack they find, and after only 30 seconds with Julia's words it frees up the whole rest of the day to put tickets on...

It certainly is! My Mail this morning has come with an excellent article by Richard Littlejohn about how the Marxist BBC got Lewis Hamilton his undeserved knighthood, a picture of Julia Hartley-Brewer ( :love: ) and a handy guide on how to throw migrants out of Tescos. If you want me I'll be...

Why do certain modern sportsmen have to get so uppity when it comes to politics? It's political correctness gone mad. I bet the BBC paid for his driving lessons.

Sadly, everyone bends over to the gays these days, not least the liberal lefty woke snobs that run this board. It's at it's worst during Pride. Cars dumped everywhere and then they're all over me when I'm trying to ticket them, just because I'm wearing a peaked cap and have an interesting...

Just another discusting example of the snobby left wing bias littered throughout NSC! I bet he wouldn't spend a morning with me in my studio flat listening to Julia on the radio and pouring over the latest edition of the Mail. He'd better not park badly in Lower Bevendean, radio star or no radio...

Julia is NEVER wrong. Her radio show is nearly as brilliant as her articles. It's typical of the educated, snobby left wing NSC elite that they can add up properly. Us Traffic Wardens only need one bit of maths - one wheel plus two lines = TICKET :) Don't take the post down my love, I'm just...

I've always found Classical Music to be incredibly snobby. When I get my Mail in the morning I have a quick look through it. The J H-B and Littlejohn articles go upstairs for later but anything about Classical Music goes straight in the cat's litter tray.

I once had a bi lateral agreement with Richard Littlejohn and Julia Hartley-Brewer but sadly it only extended to photos and my phone ran out of battery before my mum could put 50p in the meter. It lasted just long enough for me to understand how Richard got his surname :(

I'm a traffic warden with a black belt in origami although we prefer traffic enforcement office thank you very much. It helps me do useful things with those soiled Mail articles in the garage. I'd swap it tomorrow for my brown wings though :(