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When I'm King of the World I shall make carrying an umbrella punishable by death! At six foot my eyes are at the optimum height for maximum pokage by all the idiots jostling underneath their spiked weapons of mass misery. I struggle to get down a high street whenever there's a spot of rain...

Surprise!

Years

I'd LOVE to kiss her arse. I'd kiss any of their arses if truth be told. Hell, I've been away for four months, I'd probably kiss YOUR arse! (Have I gone too far?!) :thumbsup:

"It's MY arse on the line and I don't want a cock up!" - Insp Grimm, The Thin Blue Line. Ben Elton's writing at it's best!

Bollywood

Pot Noodle

Oven

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House

Dirty

Monk

None!

I wish I had the confidence to wear something like that, it is awesome.