[Food] Pitch side dining at the Amex?

[Herr Tubthumper]

Gary Heart.

 

[papajaff]

Would that be a Stephen Alzat-tea?

Earl Graham

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

David Stock-dale.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Gravy Pröpper

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

Do I get loyalty points for the pitchside shagging?

One point per minute.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Maybe some Chinese? I fancy some pitch-side Nineteen Sichuan.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

WHITE wine
Roast LAMBtey

 

[Perfidious Albion]

I’ll just have a Pot-ter Lamp-Tea ?

 

[AmexRuislip]

The 1901 social society would be in uproar, if one of it's members dropped a petit pois on the halfway line.
Could you imagine the scandal

 

[LamieRobertson]

I wonder if it would be considered propper to dunk your roll in the soup?

And have it shown up on the big screen which seems to be on

 

[Swansman]

Gaetan Bong

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I’ll just have a Pot-ter Lamp-Tea ?

Being in Brighton, it won’t be real milk...it will be that horrible Martin Mont-Soya milk.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I wonder if it would be considered propper to dunk your roll in the soup?

Yves Bisque-ouma?

 

[jamie (not that one)]

If they do it at the Amex half the tables will leave before dessert.

 

[A1X]

If this carries on into winter it would be a lovely way to spend New Years Yves

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

If they do it at the Amex half the tables will leave before dessert.

That's a shame, they'd miss out on the Spotted Dick Knight

 

[Braggfan]

Is that a joke? To be perfectly honest if you want to eat meal picth side you've got no business being at a football game.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Yves Bisque-ouma?

What you need is a staycation and fast, before you BURN out.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Is that a joke? To be perfectly honest if you want to eat meal picth side you've got no business being at a football game.

At the risk of being whoooooooshed, am I missing the pun?

 

[Braggfan]

At the risk of being whoooooooshed, am I missing the pun?

I was asking if the pitchside dining was a joke? I didn't think it could be a real thing. To be honest on reflection, I think I may have over reacted with my previosu comment, I'm having bad day at work which is making me slightly grumpy today.