[Albion] Brighton & Hove Albion vs Newcastle United *** Official Match Thread ***

[del strangefish]

This is like watching one of those charity matches with Johnathan Wilkes, Olly Murs and some bloke from East 17 playing in a front three up against a backline of Danny from Hearsay, that blonde one off Westlife, a 30 stone Razor Ruddock and Dot Cotton's nephew.

Bring on Robbie Williams


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[Gabbafella]

Well deserved drinks break, been so fast paced they clearly need a rest.

 

[giveusfalmerplease]

we'd better not lose after this borefest...seems like potters tried every other tactic this year so time to use a CH classic - playing not to lose - even though we are at home

 

[hoof hearted]

Very lucky there, this is awful. Can someone please tell Bissouma he is allowed to run? I honestly don’t think I’ve seen him sprint in this half.

He may have been told to not push too far forward because he's keeping ASM quiet (who's one of their biggest threats).

 

[AmexRuislip]

Black isn’t a very forgiving colour for Bruce

He looks like an overweight supply teacher.

 

[elwheelio]

Is this the exciting Potterball I've heard so much about?

 

[LamieRobertson]

What Almeron screaming for...baby

 

[The Wizard]

Almiron

 

[Billy the Fish]

This match is just a pointless waste of resources!

 

[vagabond]

69% possession [emoji106]

2 shots on target [emoji1361]

 

[Saunders]

Black isn’t a very forgiving colour for Bruce

No colour can hide that

 

[WhingForPresident]

The people planning the highlight reel and post-match analysis must be shitting themselves.

 

[Weststander]

As I said an hour ago , boring and thank god I am not in the stand watching this turd of a game

I don’t mind missing Amex games at all, I’ve liked this aspect to lockdown. Four hours out of the day to often watch a slow paced chiselling out of PL points. (With the occasional gem of a Brighton 3-0 Spurs).

 

[Saunders]

Very lucky there, this is awful. Can someone please tell Bissouma he is allowed to run? I honestly don’t think I’ve seen him sprint in this half.

He just stopped Almiron sprinting back.

 

[GT49er]

Was looking forward to this - now I'm just wanting it to end!

 

[portlock seagull]

Did I just see a SHOT?

 

[giveusfalmerplease]

oh no...hope this is not lintons match to impress

 

[sparkie]

Pick commentator just hinted that Leeds would let us sign White for next season.

 

[Weststander]

Let’s get MOTM out of the way - Maupay.

 

[The Wizard]

Prepare for hoofball, Joelinton and Carroll