[Sussex] Two men fighting over the last steak and ale pie

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Needs a pie chart shirley

 

[drew]

Tesco, Burgess Hill

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Damn, I wanted pie to night and am heading to that branch later.

 

[Sussexscots]

I shopped for my mother in Tesco Burgess Hill this morning and, despite the queues to get in and obvious frustrations, without exception, everyone, staff or customer alike was polite, friendly and patient.

Why on earth would (I assume adult men) fight over a tinned pie. It beggars belief.

 

[Grombleton]

These Joke Du Jour threads have become increasingly bizarre.

 

[studio150]

How many Bananas constitute a bunch ?

Four but so do many more

 

[TomandJerry]

Damn, I wanted pie to night and am heading to that branch later.

Well, they have chicken and mushroom

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[Publius Ovidius]

Is that
Ike the forest fans coming to blows over a pie at ? Millwall?

 

[vegster]

I'd say you couldn't make it up but in this country I'd say the same or similar scenarios are being played out in every city and town.

The big Tesco in Worthing had to close for a couple of hours about 10 days ago because of a fight between customers. Full on windmilling apparently.

 

[Triggaaar]

Never really liked pies.

I've always known you were a wrong'un

 

[dejavuatbtn]

Tesco ... singular ... you've made pedants all over NSC very happy, see, good does come from pie fights.

Unless it is an abbreviation for Tesco’s store in Burgess Hill, which I think may have been the intention.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Unless it is an abbreviation for Tesco’s store in Burgess Hill, which I think may have been the intention.

Good point.

 

[theboybilly]

At last... a Pukka thread

 

[hart's shirt]

Apparently neither of the men liked chicken and mushroom

That's because neither of the men sounds like a fungi.

 

[Blackadder]

The big Tesco in Worthing had to close for a couple of hours about 10 days ago because of a fight between customers. Full on windmilling apparently.

Word is, a renegade Sainsbury's firm steamed in on their way to a meet with the Aldi boys.

I believe PPF has the videos but isn't prepared to grass.

 

[Blue3]

Never really liked pies.

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Disbeliever burn the disbeliever please don't tell me you like a quiche

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Disbeliever burn the disbeliever please don't tell me you like a quiche

Find them both too soggy

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[marlowe]

Pie Rage!

How many new forms of Rage is this pandemic going to engender?

 

[Hu_Camus]

Ah.....apparently they've always been war-like, but I never knew they came as far South as Burgess Hill.

 

[Bry Nylon]

...by the end of the fight, the pie was flattened and squashed because it had been stood on by both men.

A metaphor for life, right there. Why do we always hurt the most the ones we love?

 

[Hu_Camus]

Ah.....apparently they've always been war-like, but I never knew they came as far South as Burgess Hill.