[Football] Ronaldo to leave Real Madrid for £88m

[Bozza]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44717014

Could do a job if we offload Hemed and Baldock?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Too short.

 

[chaileyjem]

Too old.

 

[Icy Gull]

Too vain

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Too vain

He really thinks we're talking about him

 

[Megazone]

Would be handy taking free kicks I suppose?

 

[Bozza]

Just checked his wiki page. Decent scoring record.

I wonder if he has a YouTube highlights reel?

 

[SweatyMexican]

Don’t like his hair

 

[dazzer6666]

Preening cockwomble but a great player.........Knockaert replacement?

 

[SweatyMexican]

Where’s the wags, highlight reel, and fifa rating? Should be posted by now.

 

[Diablo]

Roughly 25,000 Albion supporters at home games...If we each chip in £3600 we could outbid Juventus at £90m.

 

[bluenitsuj]

Roughly 25,000 Albion supporters at home games...If we each chip in £3600 we could outbid Juventus at £90m.

But who would pay his wages?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Don’t like his hair

Actually, to be fair to him, his current style is nice. Before that he looked like a cross between Grace Jones (10%) and Cliff Richard (90%).

 

[Badger]

His Adam's Apple is too big

 

[AZ Gull]

I think he just fails to qualify as an HGP, which is clearly the only reason we haven't yet made a move for him.

 

[AmexRuislip]

[MENTION=118]Hiney[/MENTION] art will be in for some serious competition if the Portuguese pit pony came to the Amex.

#Ronaldoartwork doesn't have the same ring to it IMO

 

[LamieRobertson]

Too old.

Could keep Bruno company

 

[Bozza]

Roughly 25,000 Albion supporters at home games...If we each chip in £3600 we could outbid Juventus at £90m.

Happy to collect the cash if it helps.

 

[Lurchy]

As we've got a close knit squad I fear bringing someone in who has such a big ego could disrupt team morale and harmony. Best we steer clear.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

He hasn't played for us before, so he is clearly rubbish