A paranormal experience (maybe)

[lawros left foot]

This afternoon I cut the grass, for the first time for a couple of weeks, it wasn't too bad but definitely needed a mow. My back garden is about 12 yards by 4-5 yards, and usually I need to empty the box on the mower two thirds of the way through, but, today, it didn't need emptying, and when I finished, there was no cut grass in the box, or on the lawn.
Where did it go, I only went inside to get a bag for it, went back out took the box off the mower, and it was empty, nothing in it at all. Either, Worthing has a grass cuttings sneak thief about, or, the cut grass is now in a parallel universe. I really can't figure it out.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Did this grass cut involve alcohol?

 

[lawros left foot]

Did this grass cut involve alcohol?

Only the grass was half cut

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Only the grass was half cut

Top Reply. I can't even respond

 

[Eeyore]

Did you turn the lawn mower on ?

 

[lawros left foot]

Did you turn the lawn mower on ?

Yes,and it did cut the grass.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Last night....I found....my guitar....on the fire.

 

[BNthree]

Is this going to be like the women parking that bloke's drive and it turns out your Mrs sorted it without you knowing?

 

[Bry Nylon]

Last night....I found....my guitar....on the fire.

Just a shame it was you and not Ed Sheeran

 

[AmexRuislip]

I always use this idiom to solve paranormal phenomenon.

Is the grass half empty or half full?

 

[Wrong-Direction]

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[LamieRobertson]

Did you have a mulching plug fitted in the shoot

 

[Boys 9d]

Was the grass on the lawn shorter or was it the same height ?

 

[Albion my Albion]

 

[Albion my Albion]

Okay, it's a lot to take in but it is an explanation.

 

[lawros left foot]

Did you have a mulching plug fitted in the shoot

I don't even know what that is, I have no dogs, and the grass was definitely cut.

 

[lawros left foot]

Is this going to be like the women parking that bloke's drive and it turns out your Mrs sorted it without you knowing?

Nope, Mrs LLF was upstairs for the entire time, and the kids were out.

 

[el punal]

Is your name JoJo, and was it California grass?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Awaiting Ernest............

 

[Jack Straw]

This afternoon I cut the grass, for the first time for a couple of weeks, it wasn't too bad but definitely needed a mow. My back garden is about 12 yards by 4-5 yards, and usually I need to empty the box on the mower two thirds of the way through, but, today, it didn't need emptying, and when I finished, there was no cut grass in the box, or on the lawn.
Where did it go, I only went inside to get a bag for it, went back out took the box off the mower, and it was empty, nothing in it at all. Either, Worthing has a grass cuttings sneak thief about, or, the cut grass is now in a parallel universe. I really can't figure it out.

And now you're feeling all forlorn?