Arsgas Picture Quiz. What is the Caption?!

[Jack Straw]

What is the caption below this photo on the Arsgas web site, which encapsulates the related story?
I'll post the answer a little later. No cheating now!

 

[Taybha]

Police threaten all out strike due to not being able to play candy crush on their outdated Nokias ?

or

Thames Valley police employ the first ever aromatic plug in ginger haired constable .

 

[Jack Straw]

Nowhere near but good effort!

 

[Postman Pat]

Uber accidentally tune to same frequency as police, arrive at incidents three hours before police do.

 

[pearl]

suspended for trying to grow a beard?

 

[PTC Gull]

Sussex Police recruit target from Thames Valley, now seen in Newcastle.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

In further policing cuts, officers are issued with Omsung Phine handsets

 

[hart's shirt]

"Despite being considered out-of-date and with his antennae being caught up in his wires, the old mobile phone had plenty of energy left to salute whilst his younger colleagues were being recharged."

 

[Winker]

"Missing cat found up a tree"

 

[Jack Straw]

"Missing cat found up a tree"

Closest so far. Hit the post!

 

[dejavuatbtn]

P.C. Millwall gets his wires crossed.

 

[Winker]

Closest so far. Hit the post!

"Missing policeman found up a tree"

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

A23 Closed after incident

 

[Jack Straw]

"Missing policeman found up a tree"

No. You've gone cold now, but great logic!

 

[Jack Straw]

A23 Closed after incident

This is the Arsgas. Think outside the box. Answer will be revealed about 2.00pm if no one gets it.

 

[PeterOut]

"Missing tree found up a Policeman"

(You said to think outside the box!)

 

[pearl]

Closest so far. Hit the post!

Missing cat found up a tree in That London

 

[Blackadder]

"Missing cat found up a Poiceman"

 

[PeterOut]

"Missing Policeman found up a c.." - no, I don't think even the Arsgas would print that headline

 

[Hampden Park]

Police rescue a cat burglar up a tree?