Joke d'hier

[SouthCoastOwl]

I went to the zoo yesterday, there was only one animal in the whole zoo and that was a dog!

It was a shih tzu.

 

[lawros left foot]

noun
an establishment which maintains a collection of wild animals, typically in a park or gardens, for study, conservation, or display to the public.


Hardly a zoo, was it,? Have you considered contacting consumer protection people,as this looks to be a breach of their guidelines

 

[AmexRuislip]

Was the zoo having a closing down sale, and the dog was the only animal left on wooffer!

 

[Titanic]

I have amended the thread title from Joke du jour.

 

[Yoda]

I had a clown hold the door for me yesterday. It was a nice jester.

 

[Petee]

Are you a sure it was a real zoo and you weren't mistaking your next door neighbour's garden? An explanation for this could be drugs.

 

[Gazwag]

I went to the zoo yesterday, there was only one animal in the whole zoo and that was a dog!

It was a shih tzu.

What was its name, the dog not the zoo

 

[Petee]

What was its name, the dog not the zoo

Doggy McDogFace?

 

[KZNSeagull]

What was its name, the dog not the zoo

Dump

 

[SouthCoastOwl]

Dump

Dump the dog

 

[Albion in the north]

Sounds like a missed oppawtunity to see lots of animals but don't terrier self up about it.

 

[Jack Straw]

I went to the zoo yesterday, there was only one animal in the whole zoo and that was a dog!

It was a shih tzu.

How much did it cost to get in?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

How much did it cost to get in?

A dog pound?

 

[Brovion]

I had to think about this 'joke' for a second before I realised that it only works if you mispronounce shih tzu as 'shit zoo' rather than using the correct pronunciation.

 

[Pavilionaire]

noun
an establishment which maintains a collection of wild animals, typically in a park or gardens, for study, conservation, or display to the public.


Hardly a zoo, was it,? Have you considered contacting consumer protection people,as this looks to be a breach of their guidelines

If it got legal then I'd purchase two more dogs and re-open it as a menagerie a trois.

 

[Yes Chef]

I had to think about this 'joke' for a second before I realised that it only works if you mispronounce shih tzu as 'shit zoo' rather than using the correct pronunciation.

See also chef variant on the joke. "Shiso" - a type of cress used primarily for garnish.
Ergo;
WAITRESS " What is a Shiso?"
CHEF " It's a zoo with no animals in it."

see also; marmalade, jam, difference between.

 

[StonehamPark]

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I went to the zoo yesterday, there was only one animal in the whole zoo and that was a dog!

It was a shih tzu.

Hang on. You are South Coast OWL, you went into the zoo but you're saying the dog was the only animal in the zoo. Aren't owls animals? I'm confused.

 

[Jack Straw]

A dog pound?

Well done. I'll set 'em up, you bash 'em out of the park!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Well done. I'll set 'em up, you bash 'em out of the park!

Eat my GOAL!