Lets sing a song for Southern Rail on Friday

[AmexRuislip]

Runaway train never going back
Wrong way on a one way track
Seems like I should be getting somewhere
Somehow I'm neither here nor there

 

[Taybha]

I like all of these , but there's no going up to win the cup in any of them So if we can squeeze that in somewhere that'll be fab .

 

[SUA Seagull]

Now is the time for walking
Now is the time to bike
Hark to the empty platforms
As Southern prolongs its strike
So sad - the dispute rumbles on
And screws the faithful fans
You may do your worst
But we’re Seagulls first
So we’ll make new travel plans

We’ve got to get to Falmer
To see the Albion play
We’ll park and ride, walk side by side
Grab a coach or bus all day
And when we’re at the A-A-mex
Our travel thoughts afar
We forget our gripes
To cheer on the stripes
And queue outside Dick’s Bar!

Bad old Southern franchisee
Bad old Southern franchisee
Please engage your brains and put on some trains
Relieve our misery

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

Now is the time for walking
Now is the time to bike
Hark to the empty platforms
As Southern prolongs its strike
So sad - the dispute rumbles on
And screws the faithful fans
You may do your worst
But we’re Seagulls first
So we’ll make new travel plans

We’ve got to get to Falmer
To see the Albion play
We’ll park and ride, walk side by side
Grab a coach or bus all day
And when we’re at the A-A-mex
Our travel thoughts afar
We forget our gripes
To cheer on the stripes
And queue outside Dick’s Bar!

Bad old Southern franchisee
Bad old Southern franchisee
Please engage your brains and put on some trains
Relieve our misery

Splendid effort old salt!

 

[portlock seagull]

Are you camping?
Are you camping?
Are you camping overnight?
Are you camping overnight?

 

[portlock seagull]

Song for Sky: (to bread of heaven)

Can we play?
Can we play?
Can we play on Saturday?
Can we play, on Saturday?

 

[pearl]

Let's spend the night together
A Southern train can take forever
S'lets spend the night together now

 

[SUA Seagull]

You don't know what you're DOO-ing
You don't know what you're DOO-ing

 

[Triggaaar]

I approve of this thread.

 

[Bob!]

I like all of these , but there's no going up to win the cup in any of them So if we can squeeze that in somewhere that'll be fab .

Now is the time for walking
Now is the time to bike
Hark to the empty platforms
As Southern prolongs its strike
So sad - the dispute rumbles on
And screws the faithful fans
You may do your worst
But we’re Seagulls first
So we’ll make new travel plans

We’ve got to get to Falmer
To see the Albion play
We’ll park and ride, walk side by side
Grab a coach or bus all day
And when we’re at the A-A-mex
Our travel thoughts afar
We forget our gripes
To cheer on the stripes
And queue outside Dick’s Bar!

Bad old Southern franchisee
Bad old Southern franchisee
Please engage your brains and put on some trains
Relieve our misery

failed!

 

[Eeyore]

Buy a ticket any time you like but...you can never leave...

 

[SUA Seagull]

failed!

...deliberately so, as a "stand or fall" devotee!

 

[Badger]

I was bored on my lunch break, so came up with some more:

Southern, give us a train
Southern, Southern, give us a train
(followed by the inevitable boo when no train turns up)

or

You're just a sh*t British Rail
Sh*t British Rail....

 

[robbobhafc]

Keep it simple

Your service is shit
Your service is shit
Southern rail, your service is shit

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Keep it simple

Your service is shit
Your service is shit
Southern rail, your service is shit

This is most likely to work

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[Eeyore]

Sweating, choking, scowling..on a Southern train,

all bound for Brighton town- thirteen hours away...

 

[Eeyore]

Now is the time for walking
Now is the time to bike
Hark to the empty platforms
As Southern prolongs its strike
So sad - the dispute rumbles on
And screws the faithful fans
You may do your worst
But we’re Seagulls first
So we’ll make new travel plans

We’ve got to get to Falmer
To see the Albion play
We’ll park and ride, walk side by side
Grab a coach or bus all day
And when we’re at the A-A-mex
Our travel thoughts afar
We forget our gripes
To cheer on the stripes
And queue outside Dick’s Bar!

Bad old Southern franchisee
Bad old Southern franchisee
Please engage your brains and put on some trains
Relieve our misery

 

[Bry Nylon]

To the tune of Chattanooga choo choo...

Pardon me boy, is that a Southern Rail choo choo? (No! No!)
Southern are sorry to announce
That the guards are having a flounce

 

[Questions]

They'll work when they want,
They'll work when they waaaaaant,
The RMT - they'll work when they want.

Crap.

 

[crasher]

It's got to be simple and loud to get picked up on Sky.

Stand up - if you hate Southern