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Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..
I refused to read the article as I was so outraged by the headline but my response is unambiguous! We must give back the USA to the native Americans right away! It's time to recognise that animal rights now are as important as women's rights last century.

Why does sexuality still define us? The whole concept of maternity leave is an affront to gender equality - let's put an end to this patriarchal system of repression and stigmatisation! Volunteering and community have been killed by Cameron's 'Big Society'.

This.
 


Herr Tubthumper

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Jul 11, 2003
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Yawn
 




Nibble

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Jan 3, 2007
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Vaguely amusing for many on here I would imagine. Let us never forget though that it's us "Liberal Lefties" that have changed the world for the better. If they hadn't taken action and reform your sisters would be getting raped by their husbands, your children would be getting beaten at school, no girls bobbling their tits and showing off their pins in pubs and clubs. A dull world it would be without us my friends. Think on.
 


BadFish

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Oct 19, 2003
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Vaguely amusing for many on here I would imagine. Let us never forget though that it's us "Liberal Lefties" that have changed the world for the better. If they hadn't taken action and reform your sisters would be getting raped by their husbands, your children would be getting beaten at school, no girls bobbling their tits and showing off their pins in pubs and clubs. A dull world it would be without us my friends. Think on.

Don't forget the populisation of muesli
 


Herr Tubthumper

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Ali_rrr

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As my great-uncle on my mother's side was a steel-worker from East Kilbride I feel that I can speak with some authority about the British working-class experience. Quinoa is great in a packed lunch but it doesn't keep Quentin full for his after-school amateur dramatics. That's just one more reason why we must stop multinationals from buying up British companies!
 


Herr Tubthumper

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you have to laugh at the Guardian sometimes

UK heading for triple-dip recession as GDP shrinks 0.3% in fourth quarter

No one is laughing.

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As my great-uncle on my mother's side was a steel-worker from East Kilbride I feel that I can speak with some authority about the British working-class experience. Quinoa is great in a packed lunch but it doesn't keep Quentin full for his after-school amateur dramatics. That's just one more reason why we must stop multinationals from buying up British companies!

f***ing hilarious.
 
















Tom Bombadil

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Jul 14, 2003
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I think that's rather funny. Also funny is the sense of humour bypass exhibated by some on this thread.
 


Herr Tubthumper

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I think that's rather funny. Also funny is the sense of humour bypass exhibated by some on this thread.

But it's not funny. It's predictable and old. Guardian readers eat muesli. Hilarious....not. What next, we wear sandles? Oh my sides are splitting.
 




Nibble

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Jan 3, 2007
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I read the Guardian, I like it but I do laugh at it at times. Iwould laugh at this were if funny. Like the Mail headline generator it gets tired very quickly.
 


Albumen

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Jan 19, 2010
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