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Geoffrey

New member
Sep 28, 2012
5
Although I initially cursed another rainy day that stopped me working outside it did give me the opportunity of attacking the man draw. I've been promising myself for about 3 years that it needed stream lining but today I decided conditions were perfect - raining outside, a fresh box of Dulce Gusto coffee pods and a few spare hours.
I'd forgotten just how many phone chargers, toe nail clippers, programmes from the early Withdean years and earphones a man needs to survive nowadays. The best thing I found was a slide whistle which makes a fantastic noise when you blow and - wait for it - slide it, that has only ever been used commercially for the special sound effects guy who followed Peter Butterworth around in The Carry on Films and blew it every time a pretty young girl bent over or walked past him.
Also re-found my grapeshot which is a cylindrical iron ball that we used in cluster to repel that French lot that I found years ago and had it confirmed to me by a friend that it was the real thing. Don't ask me how he knows that, he just does. So unless things deteriate drastically between us and our friends across La Manche I should just bin it really - but I can't bring myself to do it. I mean its not something that makes a regular appearance in our house at dinner party's so why do I need it. I would like to know what other geezers have in their man draw..... I'm just like that.
Oh well had my break and coffee so going back for draw number 2 in a minute. I might keep you posted.

BTW hello everyone.
 






Titanic

Super Moderator
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
40,398
West Sussex
Hello Geoffrey, and welcome to NSC.

I am sure you will feel much better after this cathartic cleansing.
 


Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
NSC Patron
Oct 27, 2003
21,877
The arse end of Hangleton
Wow - that has to the most bizarre first post in NSC history ! Welcome anyway.

In my man drawer I currently have loads of small value Euro coins, my youngest sons birthday present ( a DS ), random ( legal ) drugs all without their packets, most my vegetable seeds for next year and some Egyptian pounds.
 


Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
This covers it I think

 






Geoffrey

New member
Sep 28, 2012
5
DrawER 2..... Sorry....... Has an unused ticket for The Rochdale night game when the absolute heavens opened. 4-2 to them I think. Would Mr Barber do some sort of deal for me? I obviously paid for it.
Oh and another phone charger that takes it up to five now. I feel safe with five.
 


Kumquat

New member
Mar 2, 2009
4,459
My man drawer is padlocked and only I have the key. I keep it on me at all times and my girlfriend is not allowed to access it. She often asks me what's in it. I think she'd be shocked if she knew. I imagine all sorts of ideas are going through her head. Porn. Drugs. Weapons. Duct tape. The truth is there is nothing in there. But it's the mystery that she finds so attractive. The power of suggestion is a powerful tool.
 








Uncle C

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2004
11,713
Bishops Stortford
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Maybe this will help with your spelling
 




binky

Active member
Aug 9, 2005
632
Hove
Which man drawer?
I have a drawer for
Stationery
In house tools
Out of house tools
Glues and tapes
Electrical tools and spares
Memorabilia
Misc.

Thats just in my "study"
Don't get me started on the garage, shed and loft...

I must have a clear out :)
 


Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
55,611
Goldstone
My man drawer is padlocked and only I have the key. I keep it on me at all times and my girlfriend is not allowed to access it. She often asks me what's in it. I think she'd be shocked if she knew. I imagine all sorts of ideas are going through her head. Porn. Drugs. Weapons. Duct tape. The truth is there is nothing in there. But it's the mystery that she finds so attractive. The power of suggestion is a powerful tool.
It's the severed right hand of your ex that you stabbed isn't it.
 






Kumquat

New member
Mar 2, 2009
4,459
I
It's the severed right hand of your ex that you stabbed isn't it.

You gave me an idea there. She often asks me about my exes. I usually say something along the lines of "Let's not talk about them. It's you that matters" while looking wistful. But now when she asks I think I'll just look nervous and quickly check that the padlock on the drawer is not open.
 




Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,892
Worthing
My man drawer is padlocked and only I have the key. I keep it on me at all times and my girlfriend is not allowed to access it. She often asks me what's in it. I think she'd be shocked if she knew. I imagine all sorts of ideas are going through her head. Porn. Drugs. Weapons. Duct tape. The truth is there is nothing in there. But it's the mystery that she finds so attractive. The power of suggestion is a powerful tool.

Brilliant. One day leave the key where you know she will find it. Place in your drawer an open envelope with a signed concession inside and a map indicating as to where you hid the bodies.
Put things like, "they made me do it, they were laughing at me" in the letter.
 






Kumquat

New member
Mar 2, 2009
4,459
Brilliant. One day leave the key where you know she will find it. Place in your drawer an open envelope with a signed concession inside and a map indicating as to where you hid the bodies.
Put things like, "they made me do it, they were laughing at me" in the letter.

Another great idea! I like that. I'm glad NSC are coming over to my skills at handling women. I think though, if you don't mind, i'lll make a slight moderation. Leave the key where she will find it and an open envelope with a piece of paper saying "Thinking of leaving girlfriend...."
 


centurion40

New member
Sep 8, 2012
141
NOOOOOOO don't ever clear out the man drawer, you never know when you might need something in it, mine contains various keys that I haven't a clue where they're from, batteries of various sizes that I think are dead, but you never know I might get one channel change out of them. Headphones, none of which work, various screws that probably should be holding something up or together instead of rolling around a drawer, old mobile phones, I can't bring myself to chuck any of it out as it all holds a special place in my heart.... Ahhhhhh the memories
 


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